Johnny Vegas: If that doesn’t bring back memories, then I don’t know what would. Kyra and Tweeder having words backstage, just like old times.
Ray Payne: It iz no secretz yo, dat Mistah Tweedah an Miss Kyra does nots like each othah, yo. But I does not think dat dis iz da end yo. It nevah iz wif Miss Kyra an Mistah Tweedah.
Terra Skye: Given the history those two have, you can damn well guarantee that this is no where near the end. But it was nice seeing them together again, arguing like they used to. It just shows how much each of them have changed in the years since they’ve seen each other.
Johnny Vegas: Yeah, Tweeder looks exactly the same.. And Kyra is married and pregnant. Oh, and she owns Carnage Wrestling.
Matt Wylde steps into the ring, and places the microphone up to his mouth.
Matt Wylde: This next match is scheduled for ONE FALL, and is a NON TITLE, ULTRAVIOLENT MATCH!!! This match is part of the Championship Roulette, If both John Ojeda and Gary Altus win their respective matches - They each get a singles title shot of their choosing! Now, if Matt Stone and Melody Lennox BOTH win their matches, they get the opportunity to team up and go against SHKM for the Tag Titles at a future date!!!
The crowd cheers for the latter, obviously not wanting the Shovel Headed Kill Machine to beat either Stone or Lennox!
Terra Skye: I think I should add that if one member of each team wins, then nothing happens! No title matches, no teaming up!
“Shovel Headed Kill Machine” by Exodus begins playing over the PA system and John Ojeda walks out onto the stage to a chorus of Boo’s! The man has a huge smile on his face as he wastes little time in walking down the entrance ramp, ignoring the booing of the Legion as he approaches ringside.
Johnny Vegas: I’m not used to seeing one of these fuckers without the other. They’re usually attached at the hip.
Ray Payne: I does nots knowz why yah gots tah stir da pot, yo.
Johnny Vegas: I’m not trying to stir the pot, Ray. I’m just simply saying that where you see one of them, you normally see the other. Tonight is the first time that these two have been in singles competition for a while now. Tag Team wrestling has dominated their schedules.
John Ojeda
Matt Wylde: First to the ring, standing tall at six foot two inches, and weighing two hundred and forty pounds…. He is one half of the Carnage Tag Team Champions…. JOHNNNN OJEDAAAAA!!!!!!
Ojeda ascends the steel steps and climbs into the ring, circling Matt Wylde as he looks out at the Legion, who are still booing their hearts out. With every boo, the smile on his face grows. The music fades out, and he moves to the far corner, and leans there casually as he awaits his opponent. "Whoa is Me" by Down With Webster hits the speakers and the crowd immediately starts booing, however their boos are slightly less than they were for John Ojeda.
Whoa is me
I'm so whoa
See me decked out from my head to my toe
Whoa is me
I'm so whoa
Everywhere I go I'm a one man show
Johnny Vegas: Oh stop booing him. He’s a fucking God.
Terra Skye: I wonder how he is after what just happened with Dazi.
Matt Stone comes out from the back to a chorus of boos. He walks down the ramp towards the ring, showing off his vintage “Shut me up” T-shirt. He shakes his head, as if he’s trying to shake off some cobwebs as he stops along the way, shoving his title in people's faces as they shout at him. Stone stops about halfway down the ramp and holds up his arms, only to receive more heat from the capacity crowd, causing him to shake his head and mutter something under his breath. He slings the title over his shoulder and heads over to the steps.
Ray Payne: He lookz tah be okies, yo.
Terra Skye: I don’t know, Ray. He’s shaking his head as if he’s still feeling a little foggy. I just hope that he doesn’t get himself even more hurt in this match, because he has got to know that Ojeda is one of the most hardcore individuals in Carnage Wrestling.
Johnny Vegas: I told you. Matt Motherfucking Stone has got this. Not a doubt in my mind.
Matt Stone
Matt Wylde: And his opponent, standing tall at six feet and weighing two hundred and twenty pounds; he is your ULTRAVIOLENT CHAMPION…. MATTTTTT STONNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Matt gets on the apron and gets inside the ring, heading straight to a corner. He mounts the middle turnbuckle raising his hands with his title between them, shouting out over the loud jeers being rained down on him. He shakes his head to their reaction. “You don't deserve to see me!” He shouts out, getting down and taking off his shirt. Matt get's ready for his opponent, bouncing off the ropes to loosen up as his music fades away.
Ref Jeff steps into the ring, and prepares to call for the bell. With this being an Ultraviolent Rules match, there’s really no need to check either competitor for foreign objects, because plenty of them are sure to be used in this contest. After a few tense moments in the ring, Ref Jeff turns to Boy and calls for the bell!!!
DING DING!!!!
John Ojeda slides out of the ring as his very first action of the match. The crowd is perplexed by this strategy, but with no count outs, it’s not as if this move is a detriment, either. Matt Stone watches from the center of the ring as Ojeda works to pull the ring apron upward to remove a plethora of weapons from underneath the ring. There’s literally almost every weapon conceivable - chairs, barbed wire, ball bats, thumbtacks, and light tubes. Before Ojeda can pick up the first weapon of choice, he gets turned by a swift kick to the side of his head from the UtlraViolent Champion himself, who had snuck out of the ring on the side and blindsided him. Wrath stumbles towards the ring steps where Stone rushes forward and kicks him a second time, this time in the chest, backing Wrath up against the steps themselves. Stone grabs Ojeda by the head and throws him back into the ring, forcing him to roll underneath the bottom rope. Stone slides back in.
Terra Skye: Stone knows that Ojeda isn't going to simply 'wrestle' in this one, and quite frankly, Ojeda is probably the toughest opponent that Stone has had to face since he's come to Carnage. That Ultraviolent title on his shoulder opens him up for this kind of violence, even though he'd like to shy away from that.
Johnny Vegas: I'll agree with you on a few things, Terra. First off, Yes, Matt Stone is the man. He is one of the best technical wrestlers that I've ever seen, but yes... Ojeda is not going to stop until a plethora of weapons are used... and I hate to say this, but it might be a good idea for my man to embrace the hate... just for this match.
Ray Payne: I cannotz believez I am hearin dis yo! Johnnie!
Wrath gets back up quickly and easily, but Matt is just a bit quicker. Stone backs Ojeda into a corner and hits the Shovel Headed Kill Machine member in the chest with a quick knife edge chop that gets a good reaction from the Carnage Legion! Stone’s liking the crowd right now, but Ojeda grabs Stone with both hands by the back of his head and uses his power to switch positions with Stone in the corner. Wrath comes down hard with an open handed palm slap that catches the UV Champion center chest and works to drive the air from his lungs. The legion reacts to this, too, and Stone stumbles out towards the center of the ring with both arms over his chest hiding the big red welt that’s forming there. Stone turns around but walks right into an Ojeda big boot!
Ray Payne: Dat man haz reallies big foots, yo.
Terra Skye: And he just used one of them to take over control of this matchup. Stone had better look out. Ojeda is dangerous, and he's especially dangerous when he's got a weapon in his hands.
Johnny Vegas: Stone isn't to be overlooked though. He may shy away from the weapons, and as I sad a few minutes ago, I really think this time should be an exception... but he can still pull this out. But I swear, if what Dazi did to him costs him.. I'm going to--
Ray Payne: Goin tah whut, yo?
Terra Skye: POLISH HIS FUCKING CAR! WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING TO DO?!?!
Stone down now, Ojeda quickly makes his way over to pull Stone up by his head, but Matt Stone hooks the head and legs of his opponent for a quick small package!
One!
Ojeda quickly kicks out, but this gives Stone some time to recover. Both men make it back to their feet at the same time, but an outside leg trip by Stone takes Wrath right back down to the mat. Stone is quick to stomp at the left leg of Ojeda to try to slow the big man down a step for the remainder of the match. It’s relatively easy for Ojeda to pull his leg out of the way, but this only leads to Stone moving higher on Ojeda’s body for more downward stomps. Ojeda pushes through these, getting back to one knee. Stone bounces off of the ropes and comes in with a running knee strike, that gets countered with a huge black hole slam in the center of the ring. Wrath drapes an arm over Stone, but Stone immediately pushes the arm away and rolls over onto his stomach before the referee can even begin the count.
Terra Skye: Ojeda has got power on his side. I'm not saying that Stone isn't strong, but did you just see how Ojeda picked Stone up like it was nothing?!
Johnny Vegas: Yeah, yeah... blah blah... impressive... Mmmmmhm.
Terra Skye: I'm only pointing out what Ojeda brings to the table in this bout.
Ray Payne: Dere iz no tables, yo. Yet.
Johnny Vegas: I was about to facepalm you, Ray... That is, until you said 'yet'.
Ojeda pushes himself back to his feet first, and catches Stone in a rear waist lock. It takes Stone only a second to break Ojeda’s grasp and to apply a standing switch. Ojeda throws a strong back elbow that’s ducked, Stone allows Wrath’s momentum to spin him around and he turns what would have been a german suplex into an exploder suplex instead. Stone showing an impressive technical skill with that throw, popping his hips and taking the larger opponent over. Stone is quick to get into the cover once more-
One!
But Wrath kicks out again.
Johnny Vegas: DAMNIT!!! Almost had him!
Terra Skye: He kicked out at one!
Johnny Vegas: Close enough!
The UV Champ is quick back to his feet, and waits for Ojeda to pull himself up. The moment Ojeda gets to his hands and knees, he is subjected to a low-angle front double leg dropkick that catches him on the side of the head and spins him over. Stone back up, he drops an elbow, but misses when Wrath rolls out of the way quickly. Wrath rolls underneath the bottom rope and to the floor below. Stone, back up to one knee, looks around for Ojeda and catches him out of the corner of his eye. He moves over to the ropes to grab the top of Ojeda’s head, but Wrath slams him in the face with a well hidden speed limit sign, the loud crack of metal on skin drawing a reaction from the crowd. Stone slumps over the middle rope, which is just enough for Ojeda to snatch him up on his shoulder and hold him over the padded floor. Ojeda drops down with a modified sitout piledriver (the Rikishi driver) and Stone’s head and body bounce off of the barely protected concrete floor.
Ray Payne: Oh.. mah gawsh yo.
Terra Skye: That looks like it hurt. That cement is unforgiving, and it could certainly do a great bit of damage if it's introduced into a match like this.
Johnny Vegas: Stone can still recover. There's not a doubt in my mind. Poor guy, he's had a terrible night. First he's schmoozing with that nice piece of ass Cherie... and then fucking Dazi...
Terra Skye: Johnny... I know you're upset, but watch the god damned match.
Stone rolls around protecting his head and neck, but that doesn’t slow the pace of Wrath down one bit as he is already back up. He’s already gripping at his next weapon of a choice which happens to be a kendo stick, and it’s not too far from where the UltraViolent Champion is laying. He turns the stick on Stone, pulling the bamboo cane high in the air before slamming it down over the champion’s back. Stone screams out in pain, and Wrath responds by hitting him a second time. The stick snaps in half, and while that would make it useless to most, Wrath uses the rough, splintered end of the stick to choke Stone by jamming it down into his throat! Stone kicks and flails his legs, but Ojeda keeps the stick applied for a full five seconds before Matt can break free. Then Ojeda tosses the remnants away.
Terra Skye: And here is the Ojeda we've come to know so well. It's disgusting some of the things this man will do to get over on someone.
Johnny Vegas: You're damn right about that Terra. I hate this guy. I might be saying that softly, but trust me... if I weren't so damn scared that he would chop my head off and replace is with one of my arms... I'd yell it across the arena right now.
Ray Payne: I haz dat same dreamz yo!!
Ojeda grabs Stone by the head and goes to pull him up, but Stone counters with an excellent jawbreaker. Stone follows up immediately with a burst of speed and catches Ojeda with a desperation running STO, which unintentionally sends Ojeda back first down upon the speed limit sign from earlier. Matt Stone takes full advantage of the rules here, hooking a leg on Ojeda on the outside of the ring!
Terra Skye: Stone with a cover!
Johnny Vegas: YES!!!
One!
Two!
Wrath kicks out before the count of three!
Ray Payne: Dat wuz closah, yo.
Stone is quick to roll himself up, and to grab Ojeda by his head before Ojeda can regain any measure of control in this matchup. Stone tries to roll Ojeda back into the ring, but Ojeda blocks it, which prompts Stone to slam Wrath face first into the ring apron instead. Ojeda’s face bounces off the unprotected edge of the ring and he backpedals, stepping on a lighttube and shattering it on the ground just before Stone takes him down with a hard lariat. Once more, unintentionally so, Wrath ends up on the worse end of things with a weapon that Stone did not mean to put in play. Wrath sits up, and he’s bleeding from his back and the back of his arms. Stone grabs Wrath by the head again; but this time Ojeda’s expecting it and grabs Stone by the fronts of his trunks and pulls him forward so that he goes crashing knees first into the steel ring steps!
Terra Skye: Stone with the unintentional use of that light tube there! Ojeda is bleeding pretty good out of his back.
Johnny Vegas: Serves him right! Shove one of them up his ass Stone!!
Wrath back up, and he’s not concerned with the blood on his back as he reaches down and grabs a chair. He rushes towards Stone with a running chair shot, but a quick drop toe hold by Stone makes a bad idea get a lot worse in a hurry! Wrath hits the chair face first as the chair comes in contact with the steel steps itself for a double whammy. Stone pulls himself up to his feet and grabs Ojeda by the back of the head to throw him into the ring. Ojeda rolls in underneath the bottom rope leaving a trail of blood and broken glass that follows. Stone is back in now, and he waits for the perfect opportunity to hit Ojeda with the Combobreaker. Ojeda fights his way back to his feet, and Matt Stone leaps into the air, but Ojeda catches him. Ojeda backpedals to the ropes and unceremoniously dumps Stone over his head, over the top rope and to the pile of weapons below! Stone also lands in the broken glass from the tube and gets cut.
Johnny Vegas: OH GOD NO!!!
Terra Skye: And now, both competitors are bleeding.
Ray Payne: Blood iz bads yo. No one wunts tah be bleedins all ovah da places, yo.
Terra Skye: I beg to differ, Ray. People like John Ojeda and Gary Altus they thrive on shit like this. They want to bleed and make others spill their blood.
Ojeda drops down and rolls back outside the ring. He grabs Stone and slams his face into the ring steps, into the ring apron, and then tosses him back first into the guard rail. Stone bounces off of the guardrail and takes Ojeda down with another hard lariat, but this time Ojeda is back up with a roll of barbed wire in his hand. He tosses the barbed wire at Stone, who is able to dodge it, but it distracts him just enough. Ojeda charges at Stone and drills him with a barricade through the barricade!
Terra Skye: What in the hell?!
Ray Payne: Dat wuz a bit repeatitives yo. Wuz it nots?
Johnny Vegas: This is where Stone is at the disadvantage.. As much as I hate admitting that.
Terra Skye: Things aren't looking good. When it seems that Stone is getting an edge on Ojeda, Ojeda just does what he does best.. he uses those weapons to his advantage and drops Stone back down to his level.
C-Dub! C-Dub! C-Dub! C-Dub!
Both competitors look to be out of it but Ojeda is the first to stir at what would have been a seven count. He barely drapes an arm over Matt Stone’s chest! Cover!
One!
Two!
Th-No! Stone is able to kick out!
Johnny Vegas: God Damn I can't handle this shit anymore. I'm about to have a heart attack.
Wrath was expecting less out of Stone for sure. He grabs Stone by the hair and drags him back over to the ring and his pile of weapons. Just as they reach the ring, Stone stomps on Ojeda’s foot which is just enough to get enough separation that Stone can slide back into the ring. Ojeda grabs a baseball bat and follows.
Johnny Vegas: He's got a bat! Run!!!
Terra Skye: I think you know that even if Stone did run... Ojeda would just follow him.
Ray Payne: And uses dat Bat, yo.
Ojeda steps through the ropes, with the baseball bat in tow. The moment Ojeda tries to get back to a full vertical base, Stone comes through with the codebreaker-NOO! Wrath manages to shove Stone away. Wrath cocks his baseball bat and takes a full swing at Stone, but the bloody UltraViolent Champion ducks the swing and grabs Ojeda up with the Danger Zone Katahajime! Wrath looks to be in trouble as Stone’s got it fully locked in good in the center of the ring! Ojeda begins to fade!
Johnny Vegas: You've got him! YOU'VE GOT HIM!!!
Terra Skye: He's fading!
Ray Payne: Hez tighenting dat hold, yo!
Ojeda readies up his swing and throws the bat backwards and over his head, in an attempt to crack Stone in the dome… but Stone wisely abandons the hold. Coming up with nothing, Stone attempts to put the Katahajime back onto Wrath, but now Ojeda is privy to what Stone is doing back there, and avoids it. Ojeda pulls the bat over his head, but Stone counters with a swift kick to the midsection. Ojeda drops the bat, and Stone takes advantage of the split second to toss the baseball bat outside of the ring. The split second proves to be fatal, though, as Stone turns right into the Stiffest Right Hand in the business! He drops down like a light. Ojeda falls down on top of him for the cover!
Johnny Vegas: No....
One!
Johnny Vegas: Oh God.. No....
Two!
Three!!
DING DING DING!!!
Johnny Vegas: WHY?!?! OH MY GOD!!!!
Terra Skye: That is Stone's first loss here in Carnage! At the hands of John Ojeda, nonetheless.
Matt Wylde: The winner of the match, John “Wrath” Ojeda!!!
After the match has concluded, Ojeda stands in the center of the ring, watching Matt Stone struggling to get back to his feet after that brutal 'Stiffest Right in the Biz'. Ojeda watches him patiently, as the crowd boos him relentlessly. Stone finally pulls himself up to his feet, and without warning, just as Stone turns around; Wrath kicks Stone in the groin and Stone topples over and drops to his knees. Wrath walks over and grabs one of the light tube bundles that was left over from the match and throws it right at Stone's head. Stone goes down in a heap and lays face first in the pile of broken glass.
Terra Skye: Are you fucking kidding me?!?
Ray Payne: Dis iz nots guud yo. We spokeded too soonz yo.
Johnny Vegas: MATT!! GET OUTTA THERE!!!
Wrath rolls out of the ring and grabs a couple of bags out from under the ring. Wrath slides back in, opens the first bag, and dumps a whole load of kenzans out of the mat. As Stone starts to stir and get up, Wrath steps up behind him and hooks him in the electric chair position. Wrath walks over to the pile of kenzans and grabs Stone's head. Stone frantically tries to get out of the hold, but Wrath muscles him into position. Wrath gives a quick turn in three sixty and then drops out, hitting the Soul Eraser (Joker Driver) on the pile of kenzans.
Johnny Vegas: This is ridiculous! He’s going to fucking injure him, if he’s not already seriously injured from being slammed into those pointy ass things! What in the hell is wrong with Ojeda?!
As the fans continue to boo, Wrath gets up and walks over to the other bag. The crowd is stunned silent as he pours a full bag of thumbtacks on top of Matt Stone!! Stone can barely move at this point, he’s in so much pain - but he has no idea what’s coming as Ojeda begins laying big boot after big boot into the best and abdomen of the UItraviolent Champion!!!
Stone cries out in agony as Ojeda drives the thumbtacks into Stone’s Body!
Just when everyone thinks Ojeda is done, he grabs Stone by his head and brings him up to his feet, taunting the booing crowd the entire time. He puts Stone’s head between his knees as it looks like he’s going to Pedigree Stone into the remaining thumbtacks and Kenzans!
Terra Skye: This is too much! This is TOOO MUCH! The fucking police need to be called at this point!
Johnny Vegas: Oh my God.. I don’t think he’s going for a pedigree…
Terra Skye: OH MY GOD… NO! He’s going for a double underhook piledriver! One of THE most dangerous moves in wrestling!!
Ojeda lifts Stone into the piledriver position, and before anyone can think anything, he drives Stone’s skull into the thumbtacks and kenzans! Stone falls to the mat, and he’s out. Blood is pouring from his face, and the security at ringside are desperately trying to get to him, to get him out of harms way! But NO! Ojeda grabs his head again… starting to pull him back up to his feet for ANOTHER double underhook piledriver!
Ray Payne: YAH MADEZ YAH POINTZ YO!! STOPZ DIS MADNESSES YO!!!
Johnny Vegas: He’s going to kill him!
Ojeda starts lifting Stone for another piledriver, but out of nowhere, the crowd starts to cheer as Sandtown Kid runs down the ramp with a barbed wire bat in his hands.
The Sandtown Kid
Terra Skye: Sandtown Kid!
STK slides into the ring and Wrath lets go of Stone. Wrath turns just in time to catch the barbed wire bat in the gut. STK winds back and swings for the fences, sticking the barbed wire bat into Wrath's ribs from the side. Wrath stumbles through the ropes and rolls to the apron. Wrath stands back up and STK charges and hits him in the head with the barbed wire bat. Wrath flies backwards off the ropes and hits the concrete hard. As he does, STK grabs a microphone, while the security and medical staff tend to an unconscious Matt Stone.
Sandtown Kid: That's it! I've fucking had it with this shit! This is my city, these are my people, this is my home, and you're not going to fucking terrorize them anymore Wrath!
Ray Payne: Yo! You tells em Mistah Soundtown!!!!
The crowd starts to freak out and cheer for STK.
Johnny Vegas: I might…
Terra Skye: You might what? Have to respect Silva now?! You’re damn right you do. He just saved your guy. He just fucking saved Matt Stone from what might have been his death.
Sandtown Kid: If you want to hurt any more people here Wrath, you're going to have to go through me to do it!
Wrath gets up and stares angrily at STK. After a long tense moment of some inaudible mouthing off, Wrath turns and storms up the ramp towards the gorilla position.
Terra Skye: We’re going to… We’re going to go to a quick commercial break so that Matt Stone can be tended to. We’ll be right back folks.
