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“Uprising” by Muse begins playing over the PA system as the live shot begins high above the packed Carnage Arena, taking in every angle of this new and improved arena, once again; decked out in orange and red for tonight's event! The camera pans around the venue, watching as every member of the loyal Carnage Legion files into the arena, practically filling the place up! The crowd begins cheering as the lights dim slightly, indicating that showtime is drawing nearer!
Already in their spots, and ready to start this evening off are our ring announcer, Matt Wylde, our Timekeeper, Boy and the GREATEST announce team in the history of pro wrestling; having just returned from their trip to Japan – Terra Skye, Johnny Vegas and Ray Payne!!!!!
The feed switches to a view of the three of them, looking tired, but prepared to get this show underway!
Terra Skye: Hello Legion!!!!
Johnny Vegas: How're you fucker's doing tonight?!?!
Ray Payne: Dat's notda nice way ah greetin da Legion, yo!
Johnny Vegas: Ah, shut the fuck up. They love it.
Terra Skye: Welcome to Chaos Twenty, live on the OWF Network! Speaking of the OWF, we hope you all tuned into Friday Night Addiction to see Zane and Ana take on Greg Jackson and Moxie Roxie, for the OWF WORLD Tag Team Championship! I think it's safe to say that we all had a great time!
Ray Payne: I knowz I didz yo.
Johnny Vegas: I mean, sure... Japan was great. The Sake was great... Bobby and Nick are like my BLOOD brothers... but...
Ray Payne: Butz whut, yo?
Johnny Vegas: The Bible Buddies lost.
Terra Skye: That's true.. They lost. BUT--
Johnny Vegas: But what?! We went all the way to Japan for nothing, didn't we? I mean come on...
Terra Skye: Nonsense! Our trip to Japan was wonderful! Sure, Zane and Ana came up short against Greg and Moxie, but come on... being there amongst the OWF crowd, and watching such superstars as Trent Steel, and--
Ray Payne: I jus enjoyedz da trip yo. I meanz, it wuz da awesomnesses tah see Miss Ana an Mistah Zaney in da big timez, yo.. but Japaneyz wuz a grate places tah be.
Terra Skye: Absolutely. We even got to see the new OWF World Champion, a former Carnage Wrestling Superstar in CJ Wylde. And, we got to see our own former Carnage Champion Jackson... who has apparently signed a deal with the OWF for the remainder of 2016.
Johnny Vegas: I guess that means he's officially gone. It's a pity really. He did a lot of great things here in Carnage, and I honestly thought that he was going to retire here.
Ray Payne: Dat iz sads, yo. But now we haz a new championz, and we can rize frum da ashes, yo as dey sayz.
Terra Skye: Absolutely. There is a ton to look forward to for Carnage Wrestling in the future. But lets not get too far ahead of ourselves, Chaos Twenty hasn't even truly started yet!
Johnny Vegas: We're going to see the debut of Cynder Hendricks, who I've heard has been trained by John Ojeda himself.
Terra Skye: I can only imagine what she's going to bring to Carnage Wrestling, considering what her teacher and his partner have already been doing here as of late.
Ray Payne: Yah cannotz judges a bookies by da covah, yo.
Johnny Vegas: YEAH TERRA...
Terra Skye: Whatever. I'm too jetlagged to deal with your asses tonight. Cynder goes up against Charity Jones, who I heard was told that if she didn't show up tonight, that she would be fired.
Ray Payne: Truez yo. Alzo.. Mistah Altus iz guing up againtsz Mistah Cristion in a Ultravioletz matches, yo. Dat iz gunna be brutal, yo.
Johnny Vegas: Well, Magdalena and Cristion earned the number one contendership to the Tag titles that Altus and Ojeda currently hold... so this is going to be a good match to gauge how these two teams are going to fare against one another.
Terra Skye: Very true. What I'm looking forward to is seeing Sabiru face off against our Baltimore City Champion, Robbie Future.
Ray Payne: Mistah Futuah haz hiz beltz back, an he iz readies tah show whut he iz all abouts!
Johnny Vegas: He'd better watch out, going up against that nut job, Sabiru. I don't trust that quiet fucker as far as I can throw him.
Ray Payne: Dats not nice, yo. Jus cuz he iz quiets does nots mean dat he is a bad guyz, yo. Maybez he jus doez not likeh tah talk? Whut if he workz fur da charities in hiz free timez, yo.
Terra Skye: I kind of doubt that, Ray.
Johnny Vegas: Tonight's main event is where it's at though, John Ojdea going up against the punk ass kid who stopped him from possibly ending the career of our Ultraviolent Champion, Matt Stone at Chaos 19.
Terra Skye: Oh, absolutely. Speaking of... Has anyone heard anything about Matt Stone's condition?
Ray Payne: I hearded dat he iz home, but he iz still pretty hurted, yo.
Johnny Vegas: That does not really help us, Ray. We need a little more information than... he is still hurted.
Terra Skye: Well, we are sorry to say that Mister Stone isn't in the arena tonight, but we wish him the best in his recovery and we hope to see him back here for Chaos 21.
Johnny Vegas: This place is fucking empty without him... This is terrible. TERRIBLE! Fucking Ojeda, attacking the best God damned wrestler we have in this place...
Terra Skye: Not to mention our owner, Kyra Mohr.
Ray Payne: He triedz tah hurt Miss Kyra in her delicatez states. I iz glad dat Mistah Soundtown got dere when he dids.
Johnny Vegas: And Kyra told both of them that if they laid a hand on anyone else, that she'd cancel their match up here tonight... an Ultraviolent match.. Right up their alley, don't you think? I hope they kill each other.
Terra Skye: You think that Cristion against Altus is going to be brutal... no, I think this match is going to be even more horrifying, considering the hatred these two have for one another.
Johnny Vegas: Looks like Matt Wylde is getting into the ring, Guess it's time to shut up... what does your little headset say, Terra?
Ray Payne: Da headsetz talks tah her, yo?
Terra Skye: No Ray... the people in the-- Nevermind. Yes! Lets get Chaos Twenty underway!!!!
Matt Wylde: Good Evening Carnage Legion and Welcome to Chaos Twenty!!! This first match of the evening is scheduled for one fall!
“Attack' by Conway begins playing over the PA system. The crowd turns their attention towards the stage, where former Carnage Champion Charity Jones walks out from behind the curtain to a mixed reaction! She glances uncomfortably down at the ring, where Matt Wylde is already looking at her. The two's eyes meet for a split second before both of them turn away, and go about their business. Jones looks around at the crowd for a few seconds, before beginning her decent towards the ring.
Johnny Vegas: Did you see THAT?!
Terra Skye: What? The fact that Matt Wylde and Charity Jones do not want to be near each other right now? It's no secret that the two of them used to be married, they actually have two kids together.
Ray Payne: I wuz talkin tah Mistah Wylde backstages befur da show, yo... an he sayz dat back in twentah ten dat dey brokeded up cuz Miss Charity dids not wunts tah give up da wrestlinz yo.
Johnny Vegas: If I recall, Phoenix Matsuda really did a number on her, before she went psycho and kidnapped his girlfriend. I guess I can understand why Wylde would want his wife to get away from wrestling, after a serious injury. That is afterall, why Matt Wylde no longer wrestles.
Terra Skye: Really? I didn't know that! I honestly thought that CJ was the only Wylde brother that wrestled.
Matt Wylde: First... to the ring... Standing in at five foot seven, and weighing one hundred and twenty seven pounds... CHARITYY JONESSSSSSS!!!!
Charity stops at ringside as Wylde says her name. She waits before stepping up the steel steps and climbing into the ring with her ex-husband. She nods her head at him, before immediately moving towards the far corner of the ring, and leaning against the turnbuckle, awaiting her opponent. The music fades out, and the lights in the arena blacken out and the scratching riff breaks into a scream – the lights in the arena come on again to find Cynder Hendricks in the crowd; among the second tier seating. The steady drum percussion while the screams come from not only the music but the crowd as well whom thrusts fist up at every scream given in some with the drum beat and guitar riff raging. She makes her way through the crowd as they all start to move out of her way but as well touch her while the lyrics come:
Terra Skye: I for one am excited to see this young lady debut.
Johnny Vegas: Why?! We already discussed this, she was trained by Ojeda... isn't that enough to make you want to not see her debut?
Ray Payne: I knowz dat is nots a guud thing, yo. But yah cantz judges da gurl based off of da peoplez she wuz trained by... yo.
When she reaches the ring she slides over the metal rail and goes towards a folded tan chair in the nearest corner, climbing it with the help of fans to stand on the top of the rail as the chorus bleeds out and her mouth moves with the words while her arms are put out to the sides in a crucifixion pose as her head goes back to close her eyes and take in the pop for her, good or bad.
Matt Wylde: And her opponent, standing in at five foot, eight inches and weighing one hundred and twenty two pounds... CYNDERR HENDRICKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
The screams in the song sound again with fists being thrust up again with her doing the same with the crowd. She hops down to slide into the ring and rush into the opposite ropes back first, flipping her blonde braids back and locking her arms over the top rope to lean lazily into and bounce her head to the fading song.
Johnny Vegas: She looks like a little hellion.
Terra Skye: The crowd seems to enjoy her.
Johnny Vegas: Well... like Ray said earlier, you can't judge a book by its cover.
Ray Payne: Yah useded mah words yo! I is toucheded!!!!
Silent Cal steps into the ring, and proceeds to check each competitor over for illegial objects and weapons. Once he is satisfied that this match is ready to get underway, he points out to Boy and calls for the opening bell, much to the joy of the crowd!!!
The opening bell rings with Charity Jones and Cynder Hendricks in opposite corners. The two women start by circling the ring ultimately exchanging corners before deciding to meet in the center mutually for a collar and elbow tie up. Charity shows her experience and gets the upper hand early by twisting Hendricks wrist outward before spinning her arm over and applying an arm wrench. Jones flashes a smile as she pushes back on her on her opponent's wrist, immediately showing a flash of her 2010-11 wrestling acumen. Cynder smacks her own inner elbow with an open palm thrust to release the tension of the wrench, and in one quick motion takes the former Carnage Champion's wrist and reverses the arm wrench with an armbar of her own. Jones quickly counters - using the armbar to pull “Kattunge” into a forearm smash. The impact of the smash forces Cynder to release the tension on Jones arm. Charity follows up with a second and third forearm smash respectively. Cynder backing up to the west facing ring cables, Charity takes a grip on her left wrist. Irish whip, Kattunge runs the east rope, bouncing off of it just as students are taught to do so in wrestling school. Jones attempts a cross body trip, but the Kitten is quick to jump over her and carry her momentum back to the west side ropes. Jones back up quickly and she’s waiting for Hendricks. Jones catches Cynder in stride with a hip toss attempt but with a loud guttural yell Hendricks is able to put on the brakes and stop the maneuver from happening. With Charity’s arm trapped, Cynder throws a short arm clothesline variation that gets ducked. Hendricks spins around in perfect positioning for Jones to throw her up in the air for what looked like it was going to be a belly to back suplex, but Cynder back flips over and lands on her feet. Charity spins around quickly, but stops and takes a defensive step back as she finds her opponent waiting on her in a fighting stance. The Carnage Legion here in Baltimore applaud the two Women as they come to pause in their respective stances.
Terra Skye: Wow! There's nothing better than two talented people going at it like this to start off this night.
Johnny Vegas: I didn't realize Charity still had it in her.
Ray Payne: Obviousliez she doez, yo. Miss Charity iz a formah world champ, yo.
Terra Skye: Well, lets not count out Cynder. She's shown thus far that she can stand toe to toe with a former champion and not give anything up. That's impressive.
The two women begin to circle the ring again, this time only for a quarter turn. Kattunge looking to get right back into the action lunges at her opponent for a second collar and elbow tie up, but Charity Jones catches her with a swift toe kick to the abdomen that drives her right back from where she came. Jones lunges forward with another forearm smash, this time with Hendricks clearly on her heels, and Cynder falls back into the southeast corner. Referee Silent Cal motions towards the former CW Champ to get her opponent out of the ropes, however the nefarious Jones uses the opportunity to lay the boots to her opponent. The Legion voicing their boisterous displeasure, Jones takes the time to yell out to them to tell them to shut up before dragging Kattunge out toward the center of the ring by her hair. Again, loud boos from the audience and more warnings from the Referee, but none of these stop Jones from scooping Hendricks up and dropping her with a body slam. Hendricks sits up immediately and clutches at her lower back showing discomfort all over her face. Charity uses the moment to run off of the West ropes and to surprise Hendricks with a front-flipping neck snapper while she remained in the seated position. The move stretches Kattunge's spine and throws her flat back down to the mat. Charity back up quickly throws a double ax handle smash down on the woman’s center chest area. Before Hendricks has the time to recover, Jones hooks the outside leg and goes for a cover!
One!
Tw- quick kickout by Cynder, who shoves Charity Jones off of her and immediately sits up clutching her chest whilst breathing heavily.
Johnny Vegas: I think it's going to take more than that to keep her down, Charity. Hendricks doesn't look like the type to give up that easily.
Ray Payne: It nevah hurted tsh triez, Johnny.
Terra Skye: In some cases it does, Ray.
Jones takes a moment to argue with Ref Cal who uses his right to remain silent more than most normal people. Charity rolls her eyes before turning her attention back to the Kitten, using her hair once more to pull her back to her feet. This tactic works against Jones, however, who takes a strong closed-fisted shot to her gut while Kattunge is on one knee, and follows that up with a big jawbreaker that sends Jones quickly backwards and down to the mat. Hendricks is back to her feet quickly after pushing off on her knees to stand up. Her opponent, clutching her jaw in pain, shows her ring awareness by quickly rolling over onto her stomach and scrambles towards the northeast corner. Cynder in pursuit, however Jones manages to slide herself underneath the bottom rope just as Hendricks reaches for her. Jones on the apron now, the Kitten switches up by leaning over the top rope to grab her opponent by her hair. She manages to get Jones up to a standing position, but Charity counters by grabbing Hendricks by her head and dropping down with a vicious hangman. Hendricks falls to her back in the center of the ring with both of her arms wrapped over her neck. The Legion boos once more as Charity takes the moment to taunt them before climbing back up onto the ring apron. She ascends the northeast turnbuckles and finds a perch where she waits for Cynder Hendricks to pull herself back to her feet. Cynder is slow to get up, and is coughing, but once to a vertical base, she turns towards the northeast corner only to get drilled with a missile dropkick in the chest! Hendricks hits the mat back first with momentum and tumbles over onto her stomach. Charity is quick to scramble over to Hendricks, and shoots a half to roll her over, choosing this time to press her wrists down to the mat with a lateral press pin!
Terra Skye: Another cover from Jones!
One!
Two!
Kattunge powers out! What toughness!
Ray Payne: Miss Kitty iz really toughs, yo.
Johnny Vegas: Well, lets take a look at who trains her…. OF COURSE SHE'S TOUGH YOU IDIOT!
Terra Skye: Stop yelling, Jesus. Both of these women are showing how much they want this win.
Once more, Charity is making her displeasure heard - the speed and the result of the count not to her liking as she pleads from her knees. Jones peers over at the ring announcer for a moment and shakes her head before pushing herself back up to a vertical base and pulling her opponent right along with her. Jones applies a wrist clutch and employs a weak Irish whip into the southwest corner with sends Kattunge in with just a small thud. Jones maneuvers herself up to the northeast corner and begins to churn her legs, afterward she charges the southwest corner with a high pitched scream and everything she’s got. Jones leaps into the air, but Hendricks moves out of the way! The former Champ hits the turnbuckle pads chest first and the arena echoes with the loud sound of the metal turnbuckles being impacted and the wind being driven out of Charity’s lungs. Charity turns away from the corner only to be caught in the face with a huge roundhouse kick that she did not see coming at all - snapping her head backward on the way down to the mat. The Carnage Legion reacts to the vicious impact of that kick and watches as Hendricks topples down on top of Jones for a weak cover!
Ray Payne: Dis time its Miss Kitty wif da covahh!
One!
Two!
Jones kicks out just before the count of three!
Johnny Vegas: She almost had it.
Terra Skye: She's gotta stay on her.
Hendricks looks up at the Referee and is told that her pin only resulted in a count of two. Hendricks uses the ropes to climb back to her feet, and with a grip on the rope she begins to stomp down on Jones. Two solid stomps connect before Jones is able to roll herself towards the ropes to use them as a means of escape. Charity reaches for the middle rope to pull herself up but Hendricks snatches her by the head with a modified chancerory. She shoves Jones back first into the southwest turnbuckles and then climbs up to an elevated position on the second rope. Kattunge calls out to the crowd and bears a closed fist. The woman rains down a flurry of right hands that has Referee Cal none too happy. After nine strikes, the “Jenocidal Junkie” leaps and snaps off a beautiful hurricanrana that sends her opponent flipping into the center of the ring!
Terra Skye: Beautiful Hurricanrana that she calls 'Ode to Wrath'.
Johnny Vegas: Subtle. Very subtle. I'll give the little fire breather credit, she's good. She's damn good.
Ray Payne: Whut iz suttle? I thoughted dat wuz like da busez dat yah goes on tah gets back an forthes tah--
Terra Skye: That's a SHUTTLE. Don't worry about it, Ray.. Just let the adults take care of commentary.
Charity Jones lands in the center of the ring on her back but uses her momentum to carry her forward to roll back onto her feet. Jones turns to surprise attack Hendricks, but Kattunge uses the ropes instead to surprise Jones with a springboard crossbody! Hendricks lands on top of her opponent! Jones wiggles and kicks her legs wildly to try to break up the pin!
One!
Two!
Thr-Jones is just able to get her shoulder up!
Johnny Vegas: God Damn! It doesn't get much closer than that! She just about had the former Carnage Champion dead to rights, AGAIN.
Terra Skye: But you know, Johnny, that we watched Charity Jones defeat Phoenix Matsuda, so you know that she has what it takes to beat Miss Hendricks. It's just a matter of if she wants it enough.
Johnny Vegas: With all the problems she's been having lately, and add to that the fact that her ex husband is the ring announcer... which is the reason she didn't show up for her match against Cecily Bell at Chaos 19.
Both women fight hard to be the first one back to her feet, however Cynder has the advantage. She’s already standing as Jones turns and she drills Jones with a kick to the sternum that doubles her over. Hendricks calls out to the crowd as she pulls Jones in for a three-quarter facelock that’s a setup for a DDT. Kattunge is just about to drop the former Champ before Charity manages to somehow push the Kitten away. Hendricks keeps herself from bounding off of the ropes, putting on the brakes quickly, and spins on the balls of her feet. She turns right into a CJ superkick! Cynder falls flat on her back as Jones sinks down and hooks both legs for the cover!
One!
Two!
Thre-NO! Hendricks somehow has the wherewithal to get her shoulder up on a hard kickout! Jones can't believe it!
Ray Payne: WowZa Yo!! Miss Kitty haz kickeded outah again yo! I bet dat Miss Charity iz gettins frustraties, yo!
Johnny Vegas: No doubt. I mean, how could you not get frustrated at this point? What's it been, three or four pins on Cynder? She just won't stay down!
Terra Skye: That's the sign of a good wrestler. Never say die. Never give up. Charity should know what that's all about.
Jones peers over once again at the time keepers area during a moment of personal sulking. Jones pulls herself to her feet with the aide of the ropes and stands in the southeast corner in wait. She slams her foot down on the canvas as Kattunge pushes herself back up to a vertical base. Jones continues to slam her foot down, tuning up the band. Cynder Hendricks seems to be almost out of it, having some troubles holding her balance as she turns to face her opponent. Jones charges out of the corner with another huge super kick, but Kattunge somehow manages to duck it! Charity's momentum takes her stumbling almost all the way to the northeast corner before she's able to stop herself. Without thinking, Charity turns and charges her opponent with every last bit of energy she's got in one monumental burst. Kattunge sticks her foot out and catches Jones squarely in the gut once more, this time wasting no time with the crowd as she takes the head of her opponent and plants her near the corner with a vicious implant DDT! Jones rolls over onto her back and appears down for the three, but Hendricks denies going for the pinfall.
Terra Skye: She's not going for the pin, What?! What's she thinking?!
Johnny Vegas: No, what the real question is WHY does Charity keep letting the fact that her ex husband is out here, distract her from the match? She's going to lose if she keeps looking over there!
Hendricks pulls herself up on wobbly legs with help of the ropes, and begins to scale the turnbuckles. The Legion at hand all rise to their feet as they watch the woman reach the top turnbuckle with her back facing her opponent who is still down on the ring. After a mere moment to gain her composure, Kattunge stands tall on the ropes before leaping backward, twisting her body in mid-air before coming crashing down on her opponent with a corkscrew moonsault!
Ray Payne: WHAOAHAHA!!!!
Terra Skye: Jesus Christ, that corkscrew moonsault was goregous!
Johnny Vegas: She calls it 'Acid Sunshine'. Not quite sure what that means, but she looked damn good doing it.
For a brief moment, Kattunge kneels over her fallen opponent while clutching her ribs before she leans forward and hooks the outside leg of Jones…
One!
Two!
Three!!!
Kattunge has won the match, and the hearts of the Legion for one night as she put on an incredible performance in the opening bout of Chaos 20! She pushes herself to her feet and is met by Referee Silent Cal who raises her arm high in victory!
Matt Wylde: Your Winner... CYNDER HENDRICKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Terra Skye: A well deserved victory.
Ray Payne: Agreedz, yo.
Hendricks pulls away from the Referee and quickly slides herself underneath the bottom rope. For a moment it appears as if she is leaving, but then turns towards the ring apron where it looks like she's searching for something.
Johnny Vegas: What in the hell could she be looking for? The match is over.
Terra Skye: I hope this isn't turning into...
Ray Payne: I does nots knowz, yo... but dis looks like sumthin dat Mistah Headed would does, yo.
Inside the ring, Charity Jones is just getting back to her feet as she notices Cynder Hendricks sliding herself back into the ring with something wrapped around her hand - it's barbed wire! Hendricks is quick to her feet and charges Jones, but Jones is equally as quick to drop herself down out of the ring and to roll to the ringside floor. The Carnage Legion boo as Jones backs herself up the entrance ramp while holding her ribs in pain. Kattunge kicks at the bottom rope as she seemed ready to take this fight to the next level!
Johnny Vegas: Jones doing the right thing there, and getting the hell outta dodge.
Terra Skye: I can see why Ojeda likes her, why he is training her. But that had no room out here tonight... she had already won the match, there was no reason to go for the barbed wire.
Ray Payne: Well... she did sayz dat she wuld make Miss Jones bleedz, yo.
Terra Skye: That she did Ray... Looks like we're headed into a commercial break... We'll be right back folks!
UPCOMING
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UPDATED SCHEDULE THROUGH AUGUST
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June
17th, 2016
Friday
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Yokohama Arena
Yokohama, Kanagawa, Japan
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24th, 2016
Friday
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Namba, Osaka, Japan
July 3rd, 2016
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June 27th,
2016
CW
Presents: Monday Night Chaos - 21
Carnage
Arena
Baltimore, Maryland, USA
July 10th,
2016
CW
Presents: Ascension
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Debuting SOON on the OWF Network, a Documentary series based on the vivid history of Carnage Wrestling! Stay tuned for more details!
Cherie Von Allen: Hello Legion! I so hope you guys are enjoying Chaos twenty so far! It's totes my privilege to be standing here with one of our newest roster members, Cynder Hendricks! We saw her debut tonight against Charity Jones, and I must say… well done! Now, rumor has it that you have close ties with the Shovel Headed Kill Machine, is that true?
Cherie flashes a nervous grin at Hendricks, who isn’t even looking at her. Cynder turns her head towards Cherie and she takes a deep calming breath before ranting suddenly almost sarcastically, startling the CW interviewer.
Cynder Hendricks: Seriously!? You get five minutes of MY time and you wanna ask me about SHKM? Yeah, I know them, so what?
Cherie Von Allen: Well, we have seen you previously in the crowd with them both so it makes us all wonder if you are somehow involved in the mayhem that has been happening for the last few weeks by the likes of Altus and Ojeda?
Cynder Hendricks: Hahaha. You want to vilify me sweetheart, go right ahead. But I have nothing really to do with the entity that is your Tag Team Champions. I was seen with Ojeda, yeah, does that make me a part of them? No. But that doesn’t make me any less of a threat to anyone in the back who thinks I am just another female out here passing off tits and a smile, like Charity Jones..
Cherie looks very scattered on where this interview was going but she didn’t need to fear because Cynder moved closer and began to take over the interview. Her blonde braids were striking in the overhead lighting as her heart shaped face came alive. She sent a strong message to Cherie, Charity and the viewers.
Cynder Hendricks: You are listening around Carnage somewhere Charity, and I know you are for a fact here in the building.. You are hiding like the coward that you are!! I've already proven itn sweetheart. It’s for the best that you are hiding because I still plan on doing to your face everything I said I was going to do..but I won’t be alone..
Cherrie’s eyes grow wider as she holds the mic out to Cynder half terrified and half transfixed.
Cynder Hendricks: You remember this, don't you?
Cynder withdraws from behind her a fist black taped fist that is wrapped crudely in barbed wire.
Cherie Von Allen: B-but your match wasn't an Ultraviolent match! C-Charity wasn't prep-
Cynder grinned wickedly as she stared at her fist full of a bloodlust for violence. Cherie took one look at her, and shut her mouth as Cynder continued.
Cynder Hendricks: I will make your new face lift with my bare hands, Charity… Expect bloodshed Carnage. A lot of bloodshed….. I'll see you soon, Jones.
Cynder storms out of frame and Cherie Von Allen looks at the departure off camera of Cynder and she gulps hard. She just shakes her head as she watches flabbergasted at the open threat from Hendricks to rearrange the face of the woman whom she just beat here tonight.
Ray Payne: Well... uh, yo... Miss Cyndie iz not nicies, yo. She still wunts tah hurtie Miss Charity, yo.
Johnny Vegas: Does that really surprise you? Once again.. LOOK at who trains her? LOOK at who she's associated with! DUH.
Ray Payne: Butted... I jus wuz saysing dat--
Terra Skye: SO!!! There we saw a listing of the upcoming shows on the OWF Network. Some good stuff coming up, wouldn't you say, guys?
Johnny Vegas: Personally, I don't give a rats ass… but yeah! Sure Terra! Lets just ignore the fact that Charity Jones is being hunted... Yup. I'm absolutely looking forward to EVERYTHING that the OWF Network has to offer! Is that good? Do I need more enthusiasm?
Terra Skye: You should be, There's going to be a documentary series based on the history of Carnage Wrestling! I can't wait!
Ray Payne: Me eifah, yo! Dat is gunna be a guud showz, yo!
Johnny Vegas: Why? We all already KNOW the history of CW. We were fucking there! It's really not ‘documentary’ worthy… Let me give you all a run down of Carnage Wrestling to this point. Guy in a clown-
Terra Skye: Johnny! Shut up! It's time to get the next match started!
Johnny Vegas: Uh.. OKAY. Considering you were the one who interrupted Ray and I to begin with.. ya cunt.
Matt Wylde steps back into the ring, looking obviously shaken.
Matt Wylde: This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is an Ultraviolent match!
The lights in the arena darken, and a red fog covers the stage as “Stillborn” by the Black Label Society begins playing over the PA system. The crowd begins booing as Nathan Cristion steps confidently out onto the stage, the red fog encompassing his body as a single red spotlight begins shining from behind him, casting his shadow on the far wall. He stands there, motionless atop the stage as the song continues, and the crowd continues booing.
Matt Wylde: First to the ring, standing tall at six foot six inches and weighing two hundred and eighty five pounds, NATHANN CRISTIONNNNNNNN!!
Terra Skye: I think we forget sometimes just how large this man is. He's not only big, but he's strong…
Ray Payne: Wherez Miss Maggie, yo?
Terra Skye: Ooor we could just change the subject. That's good too. Thanks Ray.
Johnny Vegas: You're right though, Terra. This bastard has a lot in his arsenal, and he's not afraid to use it. That's why Altus isn't going to have it easy tonight against the man he brutally injured just after he and Ojeda joined CW.
Terra Skye: Good point. And I'm sure Cristion hasn't forgotten that either, considering he's recently returned from that very injury.
As if he's been summoned to the ring, Cristion begins moving down the ramp, approaching ringside in a matter of seconds, his long legs carrying him there rather quickly. He ascends the ringside steps and steps over the top rope to enter the ring as the lights in the arena come back on slowly. The big man paces the ring while the music fades out and the arena darkens once again, this time the crowd comes to a tepid quiet, anticipating the coming match. The opening assault of “Beyond the Pale” by Exodus begins to build until Randy Blythe belts out a trademark cat-like scream and Gary Altus emerges from behind the curtains. His sole focus is the ring before him as he stands on the stage, glaring down at it and his opponent within it.
Terra Skye: Gary Altus isn't one to be underestimated though. He may have lost to the Carnage Champion at Chaos 19, but his attack after the match made sure everyone was still aware of how vicious this man can be.
Ray Payne: Wherez Miss Mellie, yo?
Johnny Vegas: She has the night off. Well earned might I add. I'm sure we'll be seeing her at Chaos 21. But to add to your point Terra, Altus is a beast. A scary, unassuming beast. This match is going to be brutal, because while Cristion has the size advantage, Altus makes up for it in ferocity.
Matt Wylde: And his opponent, standing in at six foot two inches and weighing two hundred and thirty pounds….. GARYYY ALTUSSSSSS!!
Altus wastes no time shaking hands, or slapping flesh as he makes his way through the booing crowd. Approaching the ring, Anubis reaches up to take hold of the top rope and hoists himself up onto the apron. Climbing through the ropes, he passes by the referee and leans against the opposite turnbuckle as he eyes up his opponent with a devilish grin on his face.
Ray Payne: Mistah Shovel lookz amuseded yo. Doesnots dinks dat Mistah Crissy iz a threated yo.
Johnny Vegas: I wouldn't underestimate him thoughn Altus.
Referee Ed Hawkersby steps into the ring, and being that this is an Ultraviolent match, he simply looks between the two men and calls out to Boy for the bell!
The two big men start the match off quickly by both charging at each other, both men hitting a shoulder block on the other that goes nowhere. Both Altus and Cristion stand tall for a moment before Altus dares Cristion to attempt another strike. Cristion obliges his opponent, turning towards the northern ropes before taking off in full stride. Cristion hits the ropes and returns towards the center of the ring with full momentum where Sokaris is waiting for him. Cristion throws everything he can into a running shoulder tackle, but he barely gets Altus to take a step backward upon the massive impact. Now Altus’s turn, Altus bounds himself towards the eastern ropes at full speed before bouncing off and returning with a running shoulder tackle of his own. Again, the opponent barely takes a step back to absorb the massive impact. Cristion returns Altus’ shoulder tackle with an uppercut forearm smash, to which Altus replies with a straight right fist. The Legion begins to cheer as the two big men begin to brawl.
Ray Payne: Da Legion iz cheerin yo.
Terra Skye: Well, it's not everyday you get to see two immovable objects going up against one another. And these two are showing it here.
Gary grabs Cristion by the back of his head to pull him into repeated hard forearm smashes, each impact of flesh on flesh ringing out within the walls of the Carnage Arena. Altus uses his grip to pull Nathan Cristion towards the western ropes to throw him over the top rope, but a sidestep and a twist allows Cristion to shift the momentum and to send Altus over the ropes instead, landing hard on the concrete below. Cristion steps through the ropes onto the ring apron, but Altus is right back up and he throws a big boot towards the ankles of his opponent. He kicks Cristion’s feet so far out from underneath of him that Nathan falls flat on his face on the ring apron as if someone had ddt-ed him. The Shovel Headed Kill Machine member grabs the House of the Holy member and throws him with hard impact into the northwestern ringside steps.
Johnny Vegas: There's still no semblance of control for either of these two men here.
Terra Skye: That's true. What one dishes out, the other gives right back. I will say though, I don't think I've ever seen someone kick another person's legs out from under them like that. Impressive.
Ray Payne: Fur a bad guy, yo… Mistah Shovel iz a very guud wrestlah, yo.
The Legion is getting pumped as Cristion fights his way back to his feet, crawling along the northern side of the ringside area gripping at the apron to pull himself up. Altus grabs a road sign from the litany of weapons strewn about, and stalks his opponent the moment that he gets back to his feet. Cristion’s back still turned, Altus lays his full weight into a steel road sign shot that catches Cristion in the back of the head! Cristion stumbles forward, hitting the apron once more before falling to the ground. The steel sign is bent, but that doesn’t stop Altus from cracking Cristion in the back again.
Terra Skye: Aaand here comes the weapons.
Johnny Vegas: It's an Ultraviolent match! That's what is supposed to happen! Beautiful shot to the head by Altus though, damn!
Altus throws the sign down and goes for a weapon more suitable to his style - a light tube. Cristion clutches at his back while using the aide of the northeastern ring post to pull himself back to his feet. Nathan Cristion turns to see Gary Altus coming at him at full stride with the light tube cocked and loaded like a baseball bat. Cristion barely ducks just in time as Altus swings for the fences, unfortunately for him though, the tube connects with the ring post instead and sends shattered glass flying into the crowd and over the announcers area.
Ray Payne: Incumins yo!
Terra Skye: Jesus! Why does something ALWAYS have to happen over here?! Fucking light tubes should be outlawed!
Johnny Vegas: You are such a prude! It's just a little broken glass sweetie. You'll live.
Terra Skye: I think I got some in my hair.
Stunned for a moment, Cristion sees his opportunity on Altus and hits another uppercutting forearm that sends Altus dropping back two full steps on his heels, causing him to drop the busted end of the light tube still in his grasp. Sokaris quickly regains his balance though, and charges Cristion who kicks him in the gut. Cristion grabs Sokaris by his hair and smashes him face first into the ring post! There’s a loud ding, as if someone had rung the bell, followed by the loud ‘Oohs’ of the concerned audience as Altus slumps over before landing face first on the concrete. Cristion places his boot on the back of Altus’s head and walks over him, pressing the entire weight of his body down in hopes to grind his opponents face against the ground.
Ray Payne: Lookie! Dere iz sum in mah suit pocket, yo!
Johnny Vegas: Cristion has found himself in control, and believe you me, I wouldn't want that big fucker walking over my head like that. Ouch.
Terra Skye: Cristion definitely had the wherewithal to see Altus coming with that light tube, and he finds himself in control after putting his opponent through a painful sounding trip into the ring post.
Cristion pulls Altus back to his feet and throws him into the nearside metal “bikerack” barricade, the impact drawing a reaction from the crowd not only from the noise of flesh on metal but also the fact that it backed the entire railing up three feet closer to them. Audience members scramble as Cristion hoists Altus up into the air and then drops him chest first down along the barricade with a hard snake eyes. The impact would incapacitate most normal men but Sokaris responds with a spinning discus shortarm clothesline that nearly decapitates Cristion and sends him back first onto the unforgiving concrete in a hurry.
Terra Skye: Altus outta nowhere!
Ray Payne: Holie Shizz yo! Mistah Shovel wuz jus outah it… now he backs in its, yo. Dat iz amasingz.
Sokaris stomps down on Cristion a few times for good measure before walking towards the announcers side of the ring (East side) for more weapons. He takes just a moment to grin as he sees the announce table covered in tiny shards of broken glass before he finds a separate table that he starts to set up right in front of them.
Johnny Vegas: Hey! What do you-
Terra Skye: They're not using the announce table… I'd shut up.
Johnny Vegas: Right. Good call.
Just as the table is placed, Cristion attacks from behind with a hammer fist to the back of Altus’s head that have both men stumbling forward, now at the southwest corner of the ringside area. Altus stops himself with both hands on the ring steps, and throws a mule kick backward at his opponent that catches him in the abdomen and stops him. Sokaris turns and applies a quick bearhug, but Cristion uses the points of his thumbs to gouge at the eyes of his opponent. This prompts Ref Hawkersby to give a rare warning in an UltraViolent rules Match, but before Cristion can even respond, Altus headbuts Cristion in the face while blinded. The impact sends Cristion reeling and holding his nose in pain. Sokaris, still blinded, charges at where he hears his opponent, but the tactic works against him as Nathan Cristion ducks his head down low and throws Sokaris high over his shoulder with an extreme angle back body drop! The crowd gasps as Altus hits his left shoulder on the edge of the ring apron and takes a hard spill on the top of his head at the concrete below, but perhaps the apron twisting him just enough to avoid serious injury. Either way, Cristion examines the table that was set up by his opponent, then grabs a pane of glass that was perched against the ring to lay across the top of the table.
Terra Skye: Oh good God… this isn't good.
Ray Payne: I feelz like we iz gunna be in da fire zones, yo.
Johnny Vegas: Maybe we should slide back a few feet… errr… miles?
Cristion has blood running from his nostrils as he finds a baseball bat with thumbtacks glued to it and returns to where Altus is pulling himself back to his feet. Altus is favoring the left arm considerably, perhaps from the shoulder impact, but turns himself only to be met with the barrel of that bat being smashed into his midsection! The bat sticks to Gary’s shirt, and rips the fabric as Cristion pulls it away. Cristion hoists the bat high above his head and slams the tack covered weapon into the small of Altus’ back!
Terra Skye: Oh my God… that is just sickening. That. Is. Just.
Johnny Vegas: That was GREAT!
The Legion winces along with Sokaris as he stumbles towards the northeast ring post. Cristion follows with the tack bat in hand, swinging it at Altus but this time it's Cristion with a miss as his weapon collides with the ring post. Altus rolls towards the barricade, and picks up a kendo stick during the roll. Cristion swings the bat on a straight downward trajectory at Gary’s skull, but Altus counters by blocking the shot with the kendo stick!
Ray Payne: Dis iz like a swordie fightz, yo!
On one knee, Gary fights his way up as he holds the block on the tack covered bat with the stick in his hands. Altus swipes to the right with the kendo stick and it breaks Cristion’s grip on the bat! Sokaris thrusts the tip of the Singapore cane into Nathan Cristion’s abdomen arena, which drives the air out of Cristion’s lungs! But Cristion, showing a full display of toughness, pushes through the pain and returns with an uppercut fist to Gary’s stomach as the man went for another kendo stick shot. Altus doubled over, Cristion pulls his opponents head between his legs and quickly hoists the large man up into the powerbomb position. Altus, with the kendo stick still in his hands, lowers the boom down across the forehead of Cristion as he sits on his shoulder! Cristion, now wobbly with Altus still up - Gary pushes himself forward and slides down the back of Cristion. No! Cristion catches Sokaris in the crucifix powerbomb position, charges forward, and launches him back of the head first into the northeastern ring post!
Terra Skye: HOW IS HE NOT DEAD?!
Nathan Cristion drops down on top of Gary Altus on the concrete floor. Referee Ed Hawkersby, now wearing gloves, Carefully glides down amongst the broken glass on the concrete floor to count the pin!
One!
Two!
Th-Kickout by Altus!
Johnny Vegas: I don't know how in the actual fuck Altus just kicked out of that. That just goes to show how tough this son of a bitch really is. Amazing.
Terra Skye: Shocking. Really… Wow.
Ray Payne: I thoughted Dat he wuz out like a shovel, y-
Johnny Vegas: A shovel? It's a light you moron.
Ray Payne: Tommytoes, pottyos yo. I satz whut I wunt, yo.
Nathan Cristion can’t believe it, and is very visibly upset. He immediately rises to his feet with his attention turned towards Hawkersby. Cristion wipes the blood away from his nose and turns back to Altus, who seemingly miraculously is working his way back to his feet while cradling the left arm. Cristion takes out a bit of his frustration on Altus with some hard right hands, but Altus begins to fight back. Altus powers through the pain and delivers a headbutt that rocks Cristion backward. Cristion, angered, charges right into a drop toe hold by Altus that drops him throat first down on the top of the metal barricade!
Terra Skye: I can't believe this! Altus is fighting back and Cristions windpipe might be damaged!
Johnny Vegas: So.. we're just going to ignore the fact that Ray just called potatoes, pottyos?
Terra Skye: That's the plan. Remember, Boy is employed by CW too.. how surprised can you honestly be?
Boy: Tweever turkey faces of bologna! FURFFLE TURFFLE! DIE.
Johnny Vegas: Point taken.
Ray Payne: Boy spokeded yo!
Cristion fights his way back to his knees, albeit slowly. In this time, Sokaris found himself the thumbtack bat. With Cristion still on all fours, Sokaris of the Shovel Headed Kill Machine applies a bat assisted camel clutch, using the tacked portion of the bat to dig into the flesh on Cristion’s forehead in full view of the Legion! Blood begins to pour out of Cristion as he screams out in agony.
Terra Skye: Ohh God!
Hawkersby asks if Cristion submits!
It looks like Cristion is close to tapping!
His hand is hovering over the glass covered concrete as Altus wrenches the hold in deeper!
Cristion is just about to tap out when Altus drops the hold, and drops him on the glass and blood covered concrete floor!
Johnny Vegas: This isn't good.. I can sense it.
Sokaris grabs Cristion by the back of his head, handful of hair, and drags him over to the glass pane covered table that is set up in front of the announce table. With a huge headbutt, Cristion falls backward onto the surface of it. The Legion rises to their feet as the one armed Sokaris makes his way up the ring steps and struggles to pull himself up the Southside turnbuckles.
Terra Skye: Guys…
Ray Payne: Whut?
Johnny Vegas: We should probab-
With the entire Legion shouting, Cristion looks up through his own blood to see Altus leaping off of the top rope to come crashing down through him, they glass, and the table beneath it with a huge top rope double foot stomp from the top all the way to the floor!
Johnny Vegas: FAAACCCKKKK!
Ray Payne: Iz he deads?
Terra Skye: He might be after that ‘beyond the pale’ - double foot stomp from the top rope! Jesus Christ!
Both competitors writhing in agony, Altus slides himself over broken glass and pieces of the shattered table for the cover on Cristion! The Legion shouts out as they count along with the Referee!
One!
Two!
Three!!
Sokaris the the only one able enough to pull himself away from the pinfall, and after using the ring apron to pull himself back to his feet, allows the gloved Referee Ed Hawkersby to raise his arm high in victory! Hawkersby tries to raise the left arm first, but after Sokaris yanked it away, he turned so that the Referee could raise his right arm instead. Altus takes the CW Tag Team Championship belt away from Boy and brings it over to the downed member of the House of the Holy and uses it to prove a point as he talks trash to his bloodied opponent.
Matt Wylde: And your winner…. GARYYYY ALTUSSSSSS!!!!
Terra Skye: Altus proving here that relieving SHKM of the tag team gold won't be an easy task for anyone.
Johnny Vegas: Impressive… IMPRESSIVE showing from Nathan Cristion tonight though, he put Gary Altus through his paces in this one. What a fucking match.
Ray Payne: Dat wuz supah intenses yo. Like fo realies. Mistah Shovel an Mistah Crissy is not no onez tah be messed wif, yo. Dats whut I takes frum dis.
Terra Skye: We can talk more about this during the commercial break, while they clean all this carnage up!
Johnny Vegas: *Grumbles* If i’da had the fucking headset… I could have told everyone that-
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