Johnny Vegas: So there it is, the upcoming OWF Addiction card.
Terra Skye: Don't sound so enthused, Johnny. Sheesh.
Ray Payne: I likes watchin Da Oh-Dubbayah-Eff Addies, yo. Dey iz funs.
Johnny Vegas: I'll give you that, it is a different world from this little warehouse.
Terra Skye: Being on the OWF Network has certainly changed things around here though, Johnny. You can't deny that.
Johnny Vegas: You're right.. But we're still a shitty little warehouse in Baltimore... Its just not as shitty on the inside anymore. But from the outside, it looks like... well, shit.
Ray Payne: Dats not nices, yo.. I loves da See-Dubbayah, yo.
Matt Wylde: This next match is scheduled for one fall, and is the Main Event of the evening! As with the last match, a Coin Flip will determine the stipulations once all the competitors are in the ring!!!
Darkness overcomes the arena. A slight rustle becomes the fans reaction, uncertainty and excitement filling the atmosphere. As the anticipation builds, moment by moment, the silence and darkness are broken in one foul swoop.
BOOM!
A golden flashing spotlight strikes the stage - like a bolt of lightning with a loud crackle blaring over the PA system. As the blinding beam dissipates, the sound of "Out of my Way" by Seether fills the empty soundwaves. Pushing past the remnants of the glaring light is the giant from Brisbane, an intimidating 6'7" and 300+ pound frame baring a Cheshire grin while the ladies in attendance go especially wild.
Nobody’s gonna stand in my way
Give it up son, I’m doin’ this my way
Nobody’s gonna stand in my way
Give it up son, I’m doin’ this my way
Terra Skye: God Damn.
Johnny Vegas: Please. I can't handle you drooling over these people. Just stop it. I'm sure Wyatt would tell you that he is a serious competitor in this business and that he wants to be treated as such.. not like a piece of meat!
Terra Skye: Oh shut up. You do the same shit when it comes to Marisol.
His chiseled upper body is bare and exposed underneath an unzipped gray hoodie, every tan muscle oiled up and on display. His lower body wears a pair of simple black tights with slate gray trim around the waist and thighs, complete to the wrestling boots, also black with matching trim. Standing at the top of the stage, he takes hold of the hood and throws it back, at the same time swiping his long hair back in the process.
You like to think the worst is over now, but you cant breathe at all
You like to think you’re owed a favor now, man you’ve seen it all
Did you, want to, be the one who pushed me off the wall,
Did you, want to, be the one who let me fall.
Heading down the ramp, the Aussie cracked a charming grin to the camera, muttering a few gems to the crowd in the process. His hand extends to one side, his meaty hook slapping onto the hands of those in the crowd within reach. All the while, his eyes remain locked on the ring, licking his lips in anticipation of battle. Climbing up the steel stairs, giving them a pat with his large hand in the process, he scaled the turnbuckle and posed atop of it, his intimidating presence even more imposing standing on an elevated platform. Jumping off of the turnbuckle and landing on his feet, he takes a few practice swings.
Matt Wylde: In the ring at this time, hailing from Brisbane, Queensland, Australia, weighing in at 315 pounds: Wyatt Hendriiiiiix!
Wyatt Hendrix
Wyatt nods his way, before backing into a corner, his taped fists taking standard position - one guarding the chin and his dominant hand six inches from his face. "Out Of My Way" slowly faded to nothingness and the lights returned to normal. As the lights return to normal, a heavy guitar riff begins to play, hyping up the audience.
A few spotlights, small flickers of red and pastel blue begin to light up the audience as “This will be the day” begins to play over the loudspeakers. Stepping out onto the stage is Melody Lennox – the Petite Pixie of CW, in a self promotional shirt over her shorts. She has the Carnage Championship draped over her shoulder as she stops on the stage, directly in the spotlight, an uncharacteristic look in her eyes. One of confidence, one of determination.
Terra Skye: Melody looks focused tonight.
Johnny Vegas: I like it. I like the fire in her eyes.
She moves forward, and a small smile creeps over her face as she looks out upon the cheering legion. She walks down the ramp, towards the ring, collecting the high fives of the fans along the way; avoiding her typical bouncyness as she approaches ringside.
Matt Wylde: And his partner.. hailing from Huntington Beach, California; and weighing in at one hundred pounds, she is the Carnage Champion.... MELODYYY LENNNOXXXXX!!!
Melody Lennox
Her face blushed at Wylde's introduction as she moved around the ring to the ring steps. She climbs the stairs to enter the ring, walking past her partner and hoisting the Carnage Championship above her head as the crowd cheers! She then walks over to the turnbuckle on the far end of the ring and ascends them, smiling out at the Legion! Once she climbs down, she walks over to her partner, and the two of them wait confidently for their opponents to make their presence known, as her music fades out.
Ray Payne: Dey bof looks readies fur dis yo.
Johnny Vegas: They can't afford to be anything other than absolutely ready. Tweeder and Sabiru are not to be fucked with.
Terra Skye: You aren't kidding there. Not one bit.
The quiet, unassuming guitar riff opening of "Devil's in the Details" by Walter Sickert and The Army of Broken Toys signifies the beginning of Sabiru's entrance. As the hypnotic, rhythmic beat joins the song, members of the Carnage Wrestling crowd clap their hands and stomp in time with the beat - with this quickly spreading through the remainder of the crowd.
Matt Wylde: And their opponents, first to the ring, hailing from Tombstone, Arizona, and weighing in at one hundred and ninety seven pounds... he is SABIRUUUUU!!!!
Sabiru
Ray Payne: Dis guyz jus is plains scaries, yo.
Johnny Vegas: Last time we saw him in a match here in Carnage was at Ascension, a night I'm sure Melody remembers very, very well.
Terra Skye: I'm sure she does, Johnny. He told her that he didn't care about the Carnage Championship. And he proved that by throwing her off of the cage, winning her the match. He only cares about hurting people. And he doesn't even care if he has a partner here tonight. He only cares about hurting.
Ray Payne: Dats exactlies whys I saids he wuz scaries, yo.
As if summoned, Sabiru walks out on to the entrance ramped - his head bowed. He kneels and lifts his head, staring out among the crowd with a blank, unreadable expression on his face. Seemingly satisfied, he then stands and walks purposefully down the ramp - ignoring any distractions from the crowd. He climbs into the ring without theatrics and offers his hand to Referee White Rey, who shakes it. Sabiru then heads into the corner, where he stares across the ring at his opponents blankly as he awaits his partner.
Terra Skye: Melody looks...
Johnny Vegas: Ready. She looks ready.
RE! SPECT! WALK!
...what do you say?
RE! SPECT! WALK!
...are you talkin' to me?
Boy: TWEEVER. DISDAIN GRAVES FOR HE.
The lights come back on inside the Carnage Arena and we see the UltraViolent Icon Tweeder standing at the top of the entrance ramp holding a weed whacker in one hand and an open beer in the other.
Tweeder
The crowd surrounding him goes absolutely crazy as Tweeder chugs the beer before tossing the foamy, empty can into the crowd! The weed whacker blade spins slowly as the engine idles. The heavy guitar riffs continue to blare through the PA yet they barely cut through the loud cheering of the legion - especially as Tweeder revs the engine to that extremely dangerous weapon! Tweeder turns his attention towards the ring, and he begins to walk down the entrance ramp with a purpose! Tweeder stops about half way down to the ring and motions for a microphone which a member of the ring crew provides him with.
Tweeder: CUT MY MUSIC!!!! Now there is a lot of hype and talk going on about what is going to happen at W.A.R. Little Dazi thinks I am teaming up with my mates to take everyone else on. Let me be clear, that we aren’t friends in wrestling. Grabbing a beer after a show is one thing, but W.A.R. is all about business. We are joining together because we have a common cause and goal. The other members of Team Carnage have their reasons and I have mine. Mine have been self explanatory since the moment I returned and if anyone hasn’t been listening, it is to return Carnage Wrestling to its roots on which it is based on.
Johnny Vegas: Those roots are what got us to this point.
Terra Skye: Yeah, but what about evolution?!
Boy: DIEEEEE HATRED HAS FOR YOU!
Tweeder: We might not have the most money to buy some fancy pryos, sound system, or video board so why go there!?! We provide the best wrestling, the best interviews, the best action, and best commentators. Yes this even include you Ray.
Ray Payne: Why danks yah, Mistah Tweedah. I appreciateies dat y--
Johnny Vegas: He wasn't complimenting you, asshole.
Tweeder: Now with Team Wrestling, I see a group of people teaming together, but no leader and not in unity. You have a member of your team who is trying to unite you, but he has a dark secret he has been keeping from everyone. Yes Lucas Silvia, the favorite son of Baltimore is not who you think he is. He spent time in juvie for a second degree crime and I am honestly surprised he didn’t go to state or federal prison for his crime. I realize there is a thin blue line, but what Silvia did was just as bad as what happened in Dallas. You might as well enlist the help of Boy.
Boy: HELP NOT OF YOU IN THE THINGS! DIE!!!
Terra Skye: Good Jesus.
Tweeder: So Team Wrestling, can you really trust Lucas Silvia? Can you trust each other?
Tweeder throws the microphone to the side and heads to the ring while Melody and Wyatt are a bit shocked at what Tweeder has said. Even the crowd is puzzled.
Terra Skye: What in the hell is Tweeder Talking about?
Johnny Vegas: Apparently I was right about little prick face all along.
Ray Payne: It cannots be, yo.
Boy: BE! BE BE BE BE BE!!!!
Senior Referee White Rey steps into the center of the ring holding the coin that will decide the stipulation for tonights main event. He tosses the coin into the air and lets it hit the canvas, where it rolls for a few inches and lands. But before Wylde and Rey can lean in and see what the coin says, a small foot comes in and covers the coin up! White Rey and Wylde look up and see Melody Lennox standing beside them, her wrestling boot covering the coin as she puts a microphone to her mouth!
Terra Skye: What in the?!
Melody Lennox: I-if you don't mind...
She bends down and picks the coin up off the ground, as Wyatt watches her in shock, as does the rest of the Carnage Legion. She looks down at the coin, and then across the ring at her opponents.
Melody Lennox: I think that this match should be Ultraviolent... That is if you two aren't scared.
Johnny Vegas: OHHHH! Shots fired!
Tweeder begins mouthing off at Melody, and Melody tosses the coin out of the ring, where it hits the ground in front of the announce table.
Ray Payne: I cannots belives dis yo!
Matt Wylde exits the ring, and White Rey steps back. Tweeder nods his head, telling Melody that she's going to regret her decision, while Sabiru stands to his side, leaning in the corner. Wyatt steps up beside Melody, and the two nod at each other before White Rey calls for the bell!
DING DING!!
Terra Skye: Holy shit! I cannot believe what I'm seeing! This is crazy! This is amazing! I just can't--
Johnny Vegas: Believe it! I get it! We all get it!
Boy: Ding Bell is Die Tweever.
DING DING!!
The Carnage Legion is on their feet and all eyes are on the ring as the four competitors stand across from one another already looking as though this match is going to devolve into an all out brawl. Senior Referee White Rey does the best he can to hold order, but in UltraViolent Rules there is no real order to speak of as everything is legal. Melody steps forward to Sabiru and the two meet face to face and eye to eye at dead center. Sabiru is sporting an uncharacteristic grin as if he is meeting an old friend while Melody is holding an equally uncharacteristic scowl on her countenance. Just when it appears as if the two of them are to come to blows (and the legion is on fire for that) Wyatt Hendrix pulls Melody to the side and takes a step in front of Sabiru mouthing the words 'you'll have to go through me first'. The Legion boos loudly as even Melody Lennox herself grabs Wyatt by the arm and appears to have something to say to him about his intrusion on this moment. Just when it appears that Melody and Wyatt are having a chasm form between them Tweeder grabs Sabiru by the arm and pulls him aside so that he can get face to face with Hendrix. Tweeder and Hendrix begin mouthing off at one another as neither of them know the phrase 'backing down' at all. Just when it looks like Hendrix is going to throw the first punch, Sabiru grabs Tweeder by the arm and spins him around and those two get face to face! There is no jawjacking from Sabiru, as the first words out of Tweeders mouth are responded with a punch to the face by his partner! The Carnage Legion roars as Sabiru and Tweeder get into a fist-fight in the center of the ring! Each man trading punches until Melody Lennox grabs Sabiru by the arm, spins him around, and she slaps him across the face!
Ray Payne: WHOAZ MISS MELLIE!!!
Terra Skye: Holy shit! The Bell JUST rang!
Johnny Vegas: Tweeder and Sabiru going at each other.. leading to a slap from Melody Lennox! Wow! That was fucking spectacular!
Wyatt takes a free shot at Tweeder, catching him with a boot to the midsection followed by grabbing the UltraViolent icon by the back of his neck and the seat of his pants and unceremoniously dumping him over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Hendrix steps over the top rope and jumps down to the floor where Tweeder is just getting back on his feet and repays the midsection kick with one of his own. Tweeder grabs the doubled over Hendrix and slams him face first on the steel steps on the southeast corner of the ring right in front of the announce table. Hendrix bounces off of them and shuffles himself over towards the south side of the ring, with the palm of his hand covering his face, and he turns just in time to be caught with a well placed clothesline by the veteran Tweeder. Wyatt's back smacks against the barely padded concrete and gets a loud pop from the more bloodthirsty among the Legion who were waiting for this kind of brawl the entire night.
Johnny Vegas: Looks like the Legion was waiting for something like this to happen.
Terra Skye: I'm still in shock. I can't even begin to fathom what I've seen so far in this match.
Ray Payne: Miss Terra, yo.. it jus startedz, yo. Dat means dat dere mights be mores tah be shockied abouts, yo.
Johnny Vegas: Tweeder and Hendrix going hit for hit here though. But Tweeder's a veteran in these types of matches, I'm not sure how well Hendrix is going to fare.
Inside the ring, Sabiru takes the slap in stride. He stands before Melody with a sadistic grin on his face following the slap yet there is no fear or intimidation in his eyes. Melody possesses the fire right now as Sabiru holds out his chin and points to his cheek for another slap from Melody. Melody cocks her hand back and slaps Sabiru a second time even harder than the first. The Legion 'woo' loudly as the imprint of Lennox's hand forms on the side of Sabrius face and Sabiru couldn't seem happier. Despite the outward appearance of emotion, though, his eyes remain as cold as glass and as lifeless as a dolls. Melody begins the attack with a repetition of forearm smashes that get Sabiru to back all the way up to the north side ring ropes. She grabs his wrist and slingshots him forward with an irish whip that he counters, instead using the reversed whip to bury his knee right into Lennox's abdomen. It drives the wind right out of Lennox's lungs almost immediately, and it's followed up with a snap mare that takes the World Champion into a seated position and a drop kick that's aimed straight at the back of the injured neck of Lennox. Melody immediately rolls over with her stomach on the mat and flails her legs as both of her hands go to her neck. Sabiru rolls Melody over and covers her just to spite her as Senior Referee White Rey drops down for the count!
One!
Melody quickly kicks out after the count of one. Sabiru locks in a reverse chinlock upon her sitting up.
Terra Skye: Sabiru is trying to get into Melody's head here.
Johnny Vegas: I venture to say that he's been doing that for weeks now, since he threw her off of that cage at Isolation.
Ray Payne: Diz iz a diffurnents sides of Miss Mellie dat I dink da legion is likeingz, yo.
Terra Skye: And I'm sure she's even more dangerous in this mindset, but she musn't underestimate the coldness of Sabiru.. considering he's already going after the neck in this one.
Johnny Vegas: Look at Hendrix, he's pulling himself up!
The groans of pain coming from his partners mouth cause Wyatt Hendrix to pull himself back up to his feet with the ring apron quicker than he normally would have. Tweeder comes down across the back of Hendrix with a double-axe handle smash, but the big man from down under largely brushes off the impact and attacks Tweeder back with a well placed back elbow. Tweeder stumbles back a few steps and that gives the Australian Adonis the space he needs to slide back into the ring and break up the reverse chinlock that Sabiru has on Melody. Wyatt's boot contacts Sabiru in the face and the Carnage Legion cheers loudly. Wyatt looks pissed as he begins to lay the boots down to Sabiru using the ropes for leverage, but Wyatt turns once again at the wrong moment as Tweeder clotheslines him right back over the top rope and down to the floor, this time on the north side of the ring. Tweeder follows Wyatt right back to the outside and finds Wyatt already working his way back to his feet. Tweeder grabs Wyatt by his hair and throws him down with it, causing the back of Wyatt's head to come into crashing contact with the top of the steel railing! Wyatt crumbles down to the orange padded floor with both arms cradling the back of his head in agony. The crowd is already shocked by this, but even more so when Tweeder turns around to see the Carnage World Champion Melody Lennox flying through the air with a suicide dive that throws the back of his head against the barricade as well!
“Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!”
Ray Payne: Holy Shiz Yo! Miss Mellie fur da saves on Mistah Why's... yo!
Terra Skye: That was impressive from Lennox, who doesn't normally go to the air... oh shit...
Johnny Vegas: LOOK OUT!!!
Melody looks up when she hears footsteps in the ring, but its too late as Sabiru launches himself over the top rope and lands on both Wyatt and Tweeder with a Senton Bomb!
“C-Dub! C-Dub! C-Dub! C-Dub!”
Terra Skye: What in the hell is Sabiru doing?!?! He just took out Wyatt and his partner too!
Johnny Vegas: Do you remember what happened a few minutes ago?
Ray Payne: I dinks dat Mistah Sabby wunts it tah be down tah jus him an Miss Mellie.
Terra Skye: That sadistic son of a bitch.
Melody Lennox stands by in shock as Sabiru completely bypassed her to hit other two men in the match up. But Sabiru's intentions become completely clear when he rises to his feet and his eyes are dead focused on the World Champion. The normally reserved Lennox doesn't back down at all, though, she lunges at Sabiru with a forearm shot that has him backing all the way up to the Northeast ring steps and she steps over her own partner to keep in pursuit. Sabiru plays into the cat and mouse game as he rounds around the ring and lets Lennox play chase. Finally, Sabiru stops near the guardrail on the southwest corner of the ring and ducks a clothesline attempt, instead back body dropping Lennox over the railing and into the crowd! A small C-dub chant starts, but its quickly snuffed out when Sabiru climbs over the railing to follow Lennox into the crowd.
Johnny Vegas: Oh shit, they're heading into the crowd!
On the other side of the ring, Tweeder is the first back to his feet as he begins to shake the cobwebs off. He mouths curses to his tag team partner as he begins to pull Wyatt back to his feet, but Wyatt surprises him by springing up and catching him with a huge european uppercut that Tweeder couldn't have done better himself. Tweeder stumbles backwards and that allows Wyatt to pick the Carnage Legend up from behind. Wyatt swings around and drills Tweeder with an Argentine Backbreaker Drop on the ringside floor!
Terra Skye: Hendrix calls that move the Down Under Thunder! Holy Shit!
Ray Payne: Mistah Tweedah luks likes he iz in da pains, yo.
Boy: GOOD! GOOD!!!
Johnny Vegas: Careful Boy, don't want to blow out a blood vessel in your head.
Wyatt pulls himself back to his feet but stumbles about as he goes off in search of his partner. On the other side of the ring and out in the crowd, Sabiru and Lennox exchange blows where Sabiru gets the upperhand, grabbing Lennox by her blonde hair and purposefully directing her over to where her fiance is seated. Lennox is pulled along on her knees right up to the point where Warren Young is. Just when it looks like Sabiru is going to show Warren what he is about to do to the helpless Lennox, Lennox drives the point of her elbow into Sabiru's gut right in front of Warren and stands up quickly enough to smack Sabiru with a snap ddt down on the concrete! The Carnage Legion roars in thunderous approval as Melody is left to pull herself up off of the concrete, all while clutching her lower back and while looking up into the eyes of her fiance. Wyatt Hendrix steps over the guardrail and makes his way over to Melody asking her if she is okay before turning his attention back to Sabiru. Wyatt pulls Sabiru's head up off of the floor – Sabiru is now bleeding – and begins to pummel the man back down to the floor. Melody pulls away from her fiance for a moment and shoves Wyatt from behind. Wyatt turns and gets face to face with his partner wanting to know why she would do such a thing. Lennox is heard shouting to Hendrix that she is alright and that she can handle Sabiru, and she wants to know where Tweeder is. Suddenly, both Lennox and Hendrix are taken down with a double clothesline by an aching Tweeder. The Legion 'Ooohs' as both members of Team Wrestling have their heads bounce up off of the concrete upon their fall. Tweeder staggers forward and grabs the first steel chair that he sees, pulling it away from a fan.
Terra Skye: Despicable! Trying to play mindgames with not only our Carnage Champ, but her fiance as well! That Motherfucker!
Ray Payne: He gotted whut he desereveded yo.
Johnny Vegas: Yeah, but then you got Hendrix trying to protect Melody again, and this time Melody wasn't as kind about it as she normally would be! She's a little spitfire. I like it.
Terra Skye: But then you got Tweeder capitalizing on their dysfunction. As always.
Boy: NO ORANGES. NO MORE. KETUNNEN.
Ray Payne: Dis iz okies, Boy. But I does nots knowz yo.. I dinks dat it wuz smarts of Mistah Tweedah. Obviouslies Mistah Why's dids not has Mistah Tweedah downs and outs enufs, yo.
Terra Skye: Obviously, Wyatt and Melody better get their shit together.
Tweeder slams the steel chair against the ground even despite the warnings that Senior Referee White Rey is giving him that resorting to this level of violence isn't necessary. Wyatt Hendrix is the first to begin to stir, followed very closely by Melody herself although both of these competitors look to be in rough shape. Hendrix can barely get himself up on both knees in a dazed state as Tweeder cocks the chair back and begins to pretend that Wyatt is a tent spike that needs to be driven into the ground. Tweeder swings the chair forward and downward looking to collapse it over the head of Hendrix, but Melody shoves Hendrix out of the way and takes the force of the blast herself! The chair rings out through the arena with a sickening thud as the metal wraps around the head of the Carnage World Heavyweight Champion before she falls to the ground near lifelessly. Hendrix, Young, and White Rey all are quick to huddle over her to check on her.
Terra Skye: HOLY SHIT. Melody took that chair shot for Hendrix...
Johnny Vegas: I'm beginning to think what Silva said about her earlier was wrong. She's proving herself to be a leader out here tonight.. and a damn fine one at that....
Terra Skye: Wow Johnny that's really swee--
Johnny Vegas: I mean, for a small blonde chick who... ya know... sucks.
Ray Payne: Yah almosts hadz it Johnnie.
Tweeder isn't done. Tweeder rips another steel folding chair away from the crowd that is already in absolute shock over how bad Lennox may be hurt. Tweeder goes to hoist the chair a second time and this time he collapses the metal over the head of Sabiru! Sabiru slumps back down and drops to the concrete floor in a heap as Tweeder shouts obscenities at him screaming that this is payback for that Senton splash earlier in the match.
Boy: DIE!
Ray Payne: Jus when yah dinks dat dis cannots breakz downs anymur, yo...
Tweeder raises the dented chair now, for what would be a third hit in a row, when Wyatt Hendrix lets out a guttural yell and spears him literally into a mass of the crowd! Wyatt begins a flurry of mounted fists and forearms and elbow shots that does not stop once the barrage begins and until Wyatt is satisfied. The man that arises after putting Tweeder down almost for good has an evil look in his eyes as he scours the ringside area for a steel chair. Just like Tweeder, Hendrix finds the chair he wants and rips it out from underneath a fan claiming that he's going to get revenge for what Tweeder had done to Melody. Wyatt is seeing red as he waits for Tweeder to get to his feet. Tweeder slowly begins to arise among the crowd as Wyatt cocks the chair back. Wyatt goes to swing the chair but Melody Lennox blocks the shot... grabbing the chair and ripping it out of her partners hands! Melody Lennox is bleeding!
Terra Skye: She's okay!
Ray Payne: But she'z bustedz opens yo! I has da worries!
Melody shakes the cobwebs out but her face is crimson red. She throws the chair to the side and shouts at Wyatt that he is not going to go down the same path as the people on Team Carnage. Wyatt doesn't quite understand why Melody is doing this, but in that moment the two of them end up butting heads for real as Tweeder shoves Hendrix from behind and their faces smash together! Lennox stumbles all the way back to the railing and falls over it, spilling back out onto the orange pads on the floor. Tweeder chooses to follow Lennox over the barricade where he grabs her up and rolls her back into the ring. Hendrix follows from behind, having to drag himself over the barricade just so that he can slide himself underneath the bottom rope and Sabiru follows not long behind that.
Johnny Vegas: Oh shit... the shit storm is heading back to the ring.
In the center of the ring now with all four competitors inside of it, Tweeder pulls Lennox up and positions her for the Ruck Over DDT. Just when it appears as if Lennox is completely out of it, she spins out of Tweeder's arm grasp on her head and ducks under a Tweeder clothesline with a tumbling roll. Hendricks pops up to his feet and absolutely drills the UltraViolent Icon in the face with a gigantic big boot, one that sends the scot right down to the mat in a heap. Hendrix turns and he is met in the face with a BomaYe from Sabiru! The crowd is absolutely amazed with the height in which Sabiru was able to achieve with that leaping knee strike that he calls Fear No Evil.
Terra Skye: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Sabiru turns and Lennox is standing there. She kicks him in the gut and hops on his back, swinging forward to drill him into the mat with the Off Key Symphony!!! Tweeder crawls forward on the mat and places his arm over Wyatt's chest, just a moment before Lennox slides forward in the seated position and covers Sabiru!
One!
Two!
Three!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Terra Skye: They did it! Holy fucking God they did it!
The Carnage Legion cheers as Melody Lennox rolls over and places her hands over her face. She pulls herself up by the ring ropes and throws her arms high in the air! Just when the crowds jubilation is as loud as it has been all night, White Rey walks over to raise the hands of the winners. Melody walks towards White Rey, but he walks past her. Instead he catches Tweeder who is just now getting back to his feet. White Rey raises his hand in victory instead!
Matt Wylde: And the winners of the match: TWEEDER AND SABIRU!!!!
Johnny Vegas: Wait... What?
Ray Payne: Oh mah Gawds, yo...
Terra Skye: This can't be! Tweeder must've gotten to Hendrix just before Melody got to Sabiru....
Every single voice that was cheering in the entire arena turns straight into boos, and the busted-wide open Lennox cannot believe that her pinfall wasn't counted over Sabiru – the one that she had wanted so desperately since Sabiru threw her off of the cage over a month ago. White Rey explains to her that Tweeder placed his arm over Hendrix first, perhaps a split second before she had Sabiru, and therefore his pin was the only one that counted. In the background, Tweeder can be seen with a shit-eating grin; and even Sabiru who is now just sitting up from the mat is grinning towards Melody as well. Lennox loses it, she charges Tweeder and drills him in the face with a stiff forearm! The crowd erupts and roars into cheers! Melody Lennox kicks Tweeder in the gut and drills him with the Off-Key Symphony!!!
Terra Skye: She's LOST IT!! OH MY GOD!
Johnny Vegas: GET HIM! GET THE BASTARD!!! … Oh I mean.. Yeah.. I don't care.
Boy: KILLS TWEEVER!
Lennox is back up to her feet and shes begging Sabiru to be the next one up. She's practically foaming at the mouth to deck him next even as Boy rings the bell!
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!!!
It appears Lennox is going to get her revenge on Sabiru when all of a sudden Gary Altus runs out from the back, Kendo stick in hand! He slides in the ring and before Melody can get her shot off on Sabiru, she's cracked in the kidneys with the stick when she doesn't even know it's coming! Lennox cries out and hits the canvas with now both Altus and Sabiru left to stomp on her. But before they can even begin their attack, Sandtown Kid comes flying down the ramp with a Kendo Stick of his own!
Terra Skye: SANDTOWN KIDDD!!!!
Ray Payne: EVEN DAT UPS YO!! EVEN UP DA SCOREZ!!!
Sandtown Kid slides right into the ring and he takes out Sabiru first with a shot that drills him right on the gash in his forehead which opens it up even wider. Kid then turns just in time to duck a swing from Altus and then somehow manages to use his stick to block a second shot from Altus! Kid kicks Altus in the gut which knocks the kendo stick right out of Altus's hands and it appears as though he has the Shovel Headed Kill Machine member right where he wants him. Tweeder pops up from the canvas and grabs STK around the waist which distracts him just enough that Altus drills Silva with the Stiffest Left Hand in the Business. Wyatt Hendrix now begins to stir but it turns into a beat down for team Carnage as Altus, Tweeder, and now even Sabiru himself begin pummeling on the downed members of team Wrestling. Suddenly, there's another commotion from the top of the stage where Joseph War appears with a kendo stick in his hand!
Johnny Vegas: Oh shit.. here comes that bastard!
Terra Skye: OH GOD.. Now who is he going to be fighting for?!?!?!?!
War comes running down the ramp where he slides in and stands between Team Carnage and the downed Team Wrestling. War holds the kendo stick up in the air and dares the first member of Team Carnage to step forward and to challenge him. Sabiru takes a step forward and War almost drills him before Altus pulls Sabiru back. Behind War, Melody Lennox begins to stir as she slowly pulls herself back up to her feet. The crowd cheers as the odds are beginning to even now with both War and Lennox standing. Lennox turns to thank War when she is absolutely DRILLED with a Hollowpoint Spear!!!
Terra Skye: WHAT THE FUCK??!?!?!?!?!
Ray Payne: I guessez we saws whut teams he playz fur, yo.
Johnny Vegas: This isn't looking good for Team Wrestling... not at all.
Trash begins to be thrown in the ring as War stands up and Gary Altus and Tweeder embrace him. They share high fives and hand shakes and then they turn their attention back to the task at hand. Sandtown Kid begins to work his way back to his feet but unfortunately be becomes another victim of the Hollowpoint Spear as well, adding to the list of champions that Joseph War has speared almost out of their boots while the Legion boos him and his team completely out of the building. Everything looks bleak for Team Wrestling as people begin chanting the name of Dazi Miyashita. On the Carnagetron screen we see a glimpse backstage of CW officials pulling Cynder Hendricks away from a downed Dazi Miyashita as Hendricks drops a lead pipe from her hands. Miyashita is left clutching the back of her head and appears to be in need of a medic while the Baltimore City Champion is escorted away.
Ray Payne: OH mah GOODNESSESESES YO!
Johnny Vegas: I don't think the Legion is getting Dazi out here... Cynder saw to that!
Terra Skye: THAT BITCH!
Inside the ring, Altus and Tweeder pull Wyatt back to his feet and each of them hold his arms. War stands on the opposite side of the ring and gives Wyatt the cutthroat symbol as he plans to spear him damn near in half. War is just about to come launching out of the far corner when suddenly, the lights in the Carnage Arena go completely out. A quiet hush falls upon the otherwise murmuring crowd. No one inside the ring can see a damn thing until a booming voice comes over the arena PA speakers...
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCCCCCCCCCCCCC MERCIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Johnny Vegas: WHAT THE?!?!?!
A familiar name rattles across the sound system in the Carnage Arena and fills the ear holes of the restless diabetic children and the stroke victim old people watching the chaos unfold in the stands, this name ringing out loud to them suddenly moves their doughnut and chili fry filled hearts and motivates them to stand and nearly sh*t themselves cheering louder than a Legendary Pokemon splitting time and space! Their mouths hang open in a speechless lull at the name of Sinc Mercier, their old hero, their former bad guy, their all around ass kickin loud mouth that they don't secretly want to admit missing has made his presence known again!
Sinc Mercier
Everyone in the stands watching this happen with STDs have suddenly been cured, the little boys and girls who have soiled themselves, their pants have magically been cleaned, the handicapped grandmother bumping sporadically into the barricade because her lack of direction now seems to roll straight! Sinc has come to cure everyone's boredom and concerns of this huge fight breaking out to tend to the war going on and become the weapon of mass seduction and break it up!
A few more moments of blackness as the crowd soaks this in and then we continue with this shocking reveal!
Ray Payne: MISTAH SINKY?!?!?!!?
Johnny Vegas: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
Terra Skye: This cannot be happening.... This absolutely cannot be happening.
"FEEL"
"GOOD!"
“Feel Good Inc.” by Leo blasts on the speakers, the lights turn on to a bright blue with a spotlight on the rampway, Sinc Mercier comes rushing out in a white T-shirt and jeans and a steel chair in hand pointing at the stars in the ring, The crowd is anxious to see whose side he will choose!
Terra Skye: Oh my god.. Is he going to turn against team wrestling too?!
Johnny Vegas: Well you do remember how he was the last time we saw him, don't you?!
Sinc goes to attack the good guys, people are spitting on each other and smacking their nuts across the barricade still taking in the fact that Sinc Mercier is in the arena right NAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO he has returned! Whether he is good or bad they are freaking out!
But wait...he stops before slamming a steel chair into the Carnage World Champ Melody Lennox as she lays there, but then turns around and raises a steel chair to Lucas Silva as if to hit him, the crowd has no idea what to think! Even the majority of the superstars in the ring take a moment to process Sinc's presence! But before Tweeder can even master debate what Sinc was doing as he stands completely in shock at him being in the ring right now, Sinc slams a chair over Tweeder's head and lets out a victory roar stomping around the ring with his chair, veins popping out of his neck, muscles extended, face completely red, the crowd erupts in a glorious choir of cheers!
Ray Payne: YEAAAAAAAAA DATS MY SINKY SLINKY IN MY STINKY!
Johnny Vegas: F*CK HIM! I thought he was glued to his rocking chair sipping chai and telling ghost stories to his little cabbage patch kid Ching Corn or whatever its name was! WHAT IS THIS!?!
Terra Skye: Wait a fucking minute Johnny... you were the biggest Sinc Mercier fan boy in the fucking world!!! What is this attitude about?!?!
Johnny Vegas: I DONT KNOW!!!!
Sinc turns and drills War during an attempted spear! Then he drills Altus! Then swings the chair at Sabiru who wisely ducks out of the ring! Sinc goes back to swing the steel folding chair downward at Tweeder and connects with a chest shot that echoes throughout the arena. Sinc turns to hit the other members but soon Altus and War follow Sabiru's lead and high tail it out of dodge. The Carnage Legion has absolutely exploded right now with thunderous applause as Sinc Mercier drills the top rope with the chair and begs team Carnage to bring the fight back into the ring. The two standing members of Team Carnage minus Cynder Hendricks, Sabiru (Who is already at the curtain, leaving the arena without a care), and Tweeder who was left down inside the ring begin to walk backwards up the ramp, all promising to bring the fight to Team Wrestling in two weeks time. Sinc turns to help up Lennox, Silva, and Hendrix as the four standing members of Team Wrestling take control over the ring and stand over the downed Tweeder who hasn't moved since the chair shot.
After the action has settled and the crowd has finally taken in the fact that they are not dreaming and what they are seeing is real, Sinc gestures for a mic to Boy and he gladly hands Sinc a mic with a smile on his face grinning like a school girl at the former Carnage World Champ. Sinc now addresses the crowd, takes a second to have a breath and circle around the ring scanning at all the faces watching him in the stands and also looking down at the violence he just committed and stops in the middle of the ring to say his victory speech.
Sinc Mercier: Well looky freakin here.....
A unanimous burst of cheers welcome his first few words since coming back. He raises a hand and the crowd settles again.
Sinc Mercier: I leave for a small, well, not as small as Tweeder's nordic flute....
Sinc leans over the downed Tweeder and adjusts his kilt to cover his legs more.
Sinc Mercier: Keep that tucked in Jon Snow, we don't play game of thrones where the sun don't shine, winter has already come there raisin sack, ANYYYYWAAAYYYYY......
He gets laughs from the crowd.
Sinc Mercier: After being gone for A SMALL amount of time I come back and find my home completely wrecked by a bunch of rookies and the return of the hardcore washup over here who just ate steel by yours truly. Well I ain't havin that sh*t...NOT IN MY HOUSE!
He gets more cheers, deservingly.
Ray Payne: SINKY IZ BRINGIN DA PAINZ YO!
Johnny Vegas: Whatevs.
Terra Skye: Johnny, you are fucking weird.
Sinc enjoys the crowd reaction for a moment and gets right back into his trash talk slash return speech.
Sinc Mercier: Let's take a look around shall we? For one, I mean our world champ is a feisty lil Paris Hilton clone over here....which I ain't even complainin about....
Melody gives him a stern look and shakes her head. He ignores it.
Sinc Mercier: Calm your tits lady. It was a joke. But to add to that scenario, our Ultraviolent Champion is f*ckin Buckwheat from The Little Rascals and a crossbreed between Steve Urkel and an Ethiopian child. Love it, that's great, but come on kid, at least get some better style, Jesus, it's like watching Jaden Smith on the Karate Kid fight in the ghetto with a fresh pair of discount Nikes.
Ray Payne begins cracking up along with the audience.
Ray Payne: I likez Mistah Soundtown!
Johnny Vegas: So.. he helps team wrestling, and then he insults them? I mean don't get me wrong, that joke about Silva was fucking great... I'm laughing on the inside. I really am.
Terra Skye: You're just jealous because you could never be that funny Johnny.
Sinc continues with his statements but even he does not know where this is going to lead.
Sinc Mercier: Our tag champs are some used tampon looking mofos bloodied up and freshly squeezed who appear like they got thrown in an abortion dumpster somehow and then beaten on by that b*tch from The Exorcist. But hey, I don't judge.
Terra Skye: That....was a little harsh. I DO think I'm gonna up chuck now.
Ray Payne: Don't get a tummy ache Miss Terra!
Sinc is still not done talking, his mouth continues to run like a Kenyan on a high school track field. The crowd is eating this up.
Sinc Mercier: And our Baltimore City Champion....well...damn...she's hot as f*ck, but still, I'm SURE we can do better! My point is, I'm back because my home is being defecated on and disrespected...and I'm not gonna let that horseplay keep up children! So good ole Sincy Winky is back to restore some damn order up in here. I've made mistakes, I've turned on all of you out of frustration, anger, and spite....but I promise, like Michael Jackson looking into the mirror, I'm starin, and imma askin myself to change my ways. May he rest in peace with his children's porn collection. BUT CAN I GET AN A MAN!
The crowd repeats back to him loudly, "A MAN!" Sinc grins, happy they are accepting his apology.
Johnny Vegas: STOP THIS PEOPLE! COME ON! HE'S A F*CKING CON MAN! WHAT IS THIS!?
Ray Payne: He's just redeemin himself John John! Chill out yo.
Terra Skye: This is a beautiful thing.. Right?
Sinc is thrilled to get such good vibes from the audience and he acts as though he wants this fantastic feeling of triumph and acceptance to last forever even if the scene doesn't look so pretty right now with all the blood and guts in the ring and the bent up chair he had holstered laying on the ground.
Sinc Mercier: Oh my brothers and sisters, you have no idea how good it feels to hear that! Makes my toes wiggle and my sailors tingle. I just want to also say thank you all, for welcoming me back despite all my hideous and HAAAAINEOUS absolutely ATROCIOUS acts in the past which I will gladly repent for after a few nights of cheese whiz and Teen Mom. And by Chinghorn's grave, I will do my very best, to make it all up to you, every single one of you, and make you see that Sinc is here to stay, as he always has stayed, in all of your hard ons, I mean hearts....
Sinc pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket and reads it to himself while muttering lowly.
Sinc Mercier: (Inaudible) Did I really write that? Yes..yes I did. F*ck me. (Audible) YES IN ALL OF YOUR HEARTS ONS!
The crowd seems skeptical, not sure if they exactly wish to believe Sinc, but they are cherishing this surprise act by their former hero so much that they just seem to somehow feel for the guy, even if he is a giant prick most of the time. So he gets a few more cheers from them.
Sinc Mercier: And Tweeder....
Sinc bends down in a crouch to Tweeder with a mic in his face making sure he hears every one of his next few words.
Sinc Mercier: I'll be seein you again, REAAAAL soon....promise partner.
He then pats Tweeder's right cheek and squeezes it as if he were a facking baby in a crib then drops the mic on his kilt prompting his music to hit again as "Feel Good" blasts over the speakers while he exits the ring he waves goodbye to his colleagues that he helped, shaking the hands of a few of them and tries to kiss Melody on the cheek but she backs away disgusted, he just shrugs, and with a pip in his step and plenty of pizazz he exits the ring through the middle rope, high fives a couple of fans in the front row of the barricades and walks proudly and arrogantly to the backstage area.
Terra Skye: Wow.. I cannot believe this!
Johnny Vegas: Sinc fucking Mercier making the save for Team Wrestling.
Ray Payne: I wundah whut da rests of teams wresslin is gunna dink of dis, yo.
Terra Skye: I don't know, but lets remember the last time we saw Sinc Mercier was Ultimate Carnage last year when he nearly killed Kyra Mohr in a match for Ownership of Carnage Wrestling!
Ray Payne: Sink wuz a bads man back den yo.
Johnny Vegas: And what makes you think he's not now?
Terra Skye: I don't know... people do change, Johnny.
Johnny Vegas: Yeah, look at our Carnage Champ as she leaves the ring with Our Ultraviolent champ, and Wyatt Hendrix....
The cameras watch Melody, Silva and Hendrix leaving the ring together, as the crowd cheers their efforts tonight. All that's left is Tweeder, still laying prone in the ring, just now coming to as the cameras pan back to the announce team.
Ray Payne: I dinks it willz be okies, yo.
Terra Skye: I guess we're going to find out on September 4th at We Are Relentless!
Johnny Vegas: That match is going to be HELL...
Terra Skye: No doubt. I guess it's about time we sign off... Anything else to say, boys?
Ray Payne: I fur ones iz gladz dat Sinky iz backs, yo. I miss Chingy dough.
Johnny Vegas: I ain't got SHIT to say.
Terra Skye: Boy?
Boy: Tweever not deads.
Terra Skye: No, Tweeder isn't dead. Maybe next time, Boy... Anywho! Have a great night folks, we'll see you at WE ARE RELENTLESS!!!!!!!
