Terra Skye: Oh great, another Kyra Johnson hater who thinks they can run things better than she can.
Johnny Vegas: The man does have a point, Terr.
Ray Payne: Oh shiz yo.. here it comes.
Terra Skye: Well, John John, She's still getting her feet wet. You should give her a chance.
Boy: It's coming.
Johnny Vegas: Maybe you're right, Terr.
Ray Payne: FUCKS YO.
Boy: Disappointment. Again.
The crowd is antsy with anticipation of tonight's main event! “Attack” by Conway hits the speakers as Charity Jones wastes no time in emerging from the curtain and throwing her arms up at the booing legion. She shakes her head and points to herself, yelling out to the crowd that they should respect her more, because she is Carnage Royalty!
Charity Jones
Terra Skye: I kind of agree with what Jack said to her, I mean shit, he's not exactly a saint, but she's the bottom of the barrel.
Ray Payne: She does needs da help yo.
Johnny Vegas: Get your shit together lady!
As Charity saunters slowly toward the ring, she takes the time to banter with a couple members of the Legion. Their conversation gets a little heated as security has to step in to move Charity away from the fans. Jones gets to ringside, and turns around, again, throwing her hands into the air, to massive heat. She smiles to herself as she scales the ring steps quickly and climbs into the ring.
She immediately walks over to the far corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle, mocking the crowd as they boo her. As her music fades out, she jumps down and starts limbering up for her match.
CW Admin: This next match is the Main Event of the Evening!!
He stops and takes a drink, waving the glass in Charity's direction with a evil grin on his face. She shakes her head and gives him a middle finger as he continues.
CW Admin: This match is set for One Fall, and will be contested with Ultraviolent Tag Rules, as decided by the Carnage Legion!!!!
Terra Skye: Oh shit! The Carnage Legion voted this match as an Ultraviolent Tag match..
Johnny Vegas: That means that all competitors are legal at all times, and falls count anywhere.
Ray Payne: Don'ts forgets no disqualifications yoo.
Johnny Vegas: Duh Ray.
CW Admin: First, to the ring, standing in at 5'7” and weighing 127 pounds... She is CHHARRRRRRRITYYYYYYYYYYYY JOOONESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Charity smiles and waves to the crowd as they continue booing.
What scares us is... I think we needed... violence...
BREAK IT DOWN LIKE YOU KNOW IT'S LOADED!!!
I GOT IT COCKED AND LOADED!!!
I'VE GOT A SICKNESS TO FFFFFEEEEEDDDD!!!
"Violence" by Dope hit's the house P/A system as a healthy, strong looking man steps out from behind the curtains. He sports a black and hooded, heavy leather patchwork vest, black wrestling trunks decorated with red tribal flames, the word "NOMAD" written across both thighs, red and silver kick padded boots, and tape on his tattooed hands and wrists.
Jack Nomad & Nyx
In one taped hand is a barbwire wrapped, black taped, and silver painted wooden mop handle. Stepping in along side him is a young goth woman with pale skin, jet black hair parted down the middle to frame her rounded face, black painted lips, and ruby red eye contacts. The woman wears a long-sleeved, revealing black top that seems to be made entirely of straps with similarly designed tights and thigh high wrestling boots. She holds in her gloved hand a wooden World War 2 era studded trench club that she lightly taps her palm with. The two head down the aisle, the camera panning around them to reveal a three letter name on her back that simply is "NYX".
Johnny Vegas: And who is that?
Terra Skye: Well, I would assume that's her name on the back of her outfit there.
Ray Payne: She looks means yo.
The two arrive at ringside, Jack giving young Nyx a little twirl and a send off of sorts. Of course his eyes linger on her rear as she slinks her way around the ring to the opposing corner. Jack then makes a dash to the ring, hopping onto the apron. He pushes down on the top rope and vaults up and over. There, he swaggers to the center of the ring, holding the Mop Handle high over his head while casting that menacing gaze at the crowd. Outside the ring, Nyx mimics him with that nasty looking trench club. He stops and glares across the ring at his partner, and shakes his head as his music fades out.
CW Admin: And her Partner... accompanied to the ring by Nyx... he stands tall at 6'1” and weighs in at 220 pounds... he is JAAACCCKKKKKKKKK NOOOOMADDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Johnny Vegas: Nope. Not looking like they're going to get along at all.
Charity and Jack get face to face, and exchange a few words as “Miracle” by Paramore hits the PA system and Ana steps out onto the entrance stage, to a mixed reaction. She's still donning the same tight black catsuit as she was earlier, but now her face is confused, scared even.
Ana
Terra Skye: I'm telling you, there is something going on with Ana.
Ray Payne: I hopes dat mean man isn't doings nothing to her yo.
Johnny Vegas: Well, unfortunately Ray I think that's exactly the case.
Ana stands atop the stage for a few moments, questioning the crowd. She looks down into the ring, at Jack Nomad and her former tag team partner, Charity Jones as she starts walking slowly toward the ring. Her eyes dart around as she hears members of the legion shouting different things at her.
Go back to Zane!!!
What's wrong with you?!?!?
Trey is lying to you!!!!!
She stops midway to the ring, looking overwhelmed at the amount of attention she is receiving. She shakes her head and puts her face in her hands for a few moments as she tries to tune them out. After a few moments, she's regained enough composure to continue her way to the ring. She quickly climbs the ring steps and ducks into the ring, avoiding all contact with her opponents, as she stands in the corner and waits for her partner.
CW Admin: And their opponent, standing in at 5'7” and weighing 115 pounds, she is AAANNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Ana looks around uncomfortably, as the crowd continues the battle on whether to cheer her or boo her.
Terra Skye: She looks a little overwhelmed there.
Boy: Zane needs to save her.
Johnny Vegas: What the...
Boy: Was I speaking Jibberish?
Terra Skye: No... but you do any other time.
The crowd quiets down as “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins hits the Carnage PA System. The lights dim as the opening chords of the song play, and a single spotlight shines at the entrance curtain as Tommy Angel steps out onto the stage, to thunderous applause!
Tommy Angel
Terra Skye: We haven't seen Tommy since his fall into that ambulance at Ultimate Carnage.
Johnny Vegas: His knee is looking a little fucked.
Ray Payne: Honestly yo, I is surprised dat either of dese men is still walkings yo.
Tommy is wearing a green and gold boxing robe with the hood up. He stops for a split second at the top of the ramp, before making his way to the ring. He walks with a sense of purpose as he takes the time to slap the hands of a few adoring fans.
Boy: The fans seem to like Tommy.
Johnny Vegas: Ok come on.. You can't be serious.
Boy: What are you referring to, Johnny?
Terra Skye: You're speaking normal english.
Boy: Don't I speak normal english any other time?
Ray Payne: Uh, no... yo.
Boy reaches out and takes his glass in his hand, a small smile on his face as the other commentators look at each other with a sense of utter curiousity. During all of this, Tommy Angel has made his way to ringside, and is climbing the ring steps, much like everyone before him has. But before he steps into the ring, he stops and checks his knee brace, and stretches his knee. Once he's satisfied that he's good to go, he gets into the ring and stands beside his partner for this evening.
CW Admin: And her partner, standing tall at 5'9” and weighing in at 185 pounds, he is TOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY ANGEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terra Skye: Tommy said that he wasn't going to get in the way of Ana and Charitys fight.. He pretty much said he just wants to get his hands on Jack Nomad.
Johnny Vegas: I mean, why would he fight Charity Jones... he has no feud with her. She's nothing to him.
Ray Payne: Dis is gunna be interestings yo, cuz all of dem is legal at da same times yo. I hope White Rey can keeps tracks of da action yo.
The Legion voted for this match to be an UltraViolent Tag Team match with almost no rules except for there must be a pinfall or submission winner at the end of this thing. White Rey acknowledges to to each makeshift team that there will be no checks for foreign objects in the Main Event this evening as everything is perfectly legal, and there are no legal rope breaks, either. With all four competitors in the ring at the same time, White Rey wants them all to know that everything and anything goes, falls count anywhere, and there's only one of him; but he will do his best.
Terra Skye: White Rey is one of the best.
Johnny Vegas: I have to formally disagree with you.
Boy: I believe I'll finish my daquari.
Jack Nomad and Charity both nod their head at White Rey, but give each other a look of absolute disgust when they glance over at who their partner is. On the other side of the ring, Tommy Angel looks ready to go, but when he glances over at Ana she seems rather lost in the moment. Angel has to snap his fingers in front of Ana's face a few times to get her to react at all, and when she does, she just looks around the ring as if she has no idea where she is or why she is there.
Johnny Vegas: Look at that... there is something wrong with her.
Ray Payne: Maybes she's on somethings yo.
Terra Skye: Oh my god Ray... You're a genius!
Ray Payne: Dem words has never been spoked to me yo.
Without further ado, and with the Carnage Legion chomping at the bit to get this Tornado Style tag team match underway, White Rey reaches over the top rope and points in Boy's general direction to ring that opening bell.
DING DING!!
Jack Nomad and Charity Jones come charging across the ring with leaping forearm shots that have mixed effects. Tommy Angel blocks Nomad's attempt simply by stepping inward, gaining a waistlock where he simply spins Nomad towards the ropes and starts landing body shots on him. Meanwhile Charity's forearm connected rather heavily that sent Ana stumbling backward into the corner. Charity begins laying the boots down to Ana's chest and she's enjoying every moment of it, except for when she loses her balance and falls over which draws laughter from the audience. Charity uses the ropes to pull herself back to her feet, and then take her time to make a few gestures towards the crowd. Meanwhile, Nomad ducks his head under a Tommy Angel hard right hand attempt and simply back body drops Angel over the top rope, but Tommy's able to grab the ropes and land on the ring apron. Nomad doesn't see this, and when he turns around Angel is there and grabs him by his head and meets forehead to forehead with a huge headbutt that gets Nomad staggering back towards the center of the ring!
Johnny Vegas: Jack and Tommy picking up where they left off at Ultimate Carnage, while Charity and Ana are looking a little....
Terra Skye: Green?
Ray Payne: Dey is not green yo.
Terra Skye: I mean they look like they aren't veteran wrestlers... dumbass.
Charity turns her attention back towards Ana, but a moment too late. Ana comes charging out of the corner and takes Charity down with a double-leg takedown followed by a few mounted punches! The Legion cheers Ana on as those mounted punches turn into a full-fledged catfight between the two former members of Bad Intentions; they grab each other by the hair and take turns being on top as they roll around on the mat. Ana tries to slam Charity's head into the canvas, while Charity uses her grip to just throw Ana's head about with strong jerking motions. Finally, the two of them roll so carelessly that they roll underneath the bottom rope and continue in a standing position on the concrete floor below! It doesn't take Charity too long to perform a knee-lift that catches Ana off-guard, and right in the gut driving all her air out of her lungs. She uses her grip on Ana's hair to do a hair toss that throws Ana's body sideways into the nearby ring steps!! The Legion reacts to the loud thud!
Terra Skye: Damn! I take that back! They're really going at it now!
Johnny Vegas: If Charity were hotter, I'd totally be turned on right now.
Ray Payne: EW YO!
Moments ago, Jack Nomad stumbled back towards the center of the ring as Tommy Angel stepped back through the ropes. Angel reaches out with both hands to lock Nomad up in a suplex position but Jack counters with a simple thumb to the eye that has Angel backing off slightly. Nomad takes the free moment to get a free kick in at Tommy Angel's bad leg – the one knee that adorns that knee brace – before Nomad simply scoops Angel up in a modified Fireman's carry and quickly drops him down back first to the mat with a Samoan Drop. White Rey checks for a cover but Nomad rolls off of Angel before any pinfall could be counted. Jack is quite sure that Angel would have kicked out anyway. Back to his feet, Nomad plays up the boos of the Carnage Legion as he uses some of his Western Kickboxing style kicks to good use, making sure Angel's ascension back to his feet is a difficult road to travel. Back up, Nomad grabs Angel by the wrist and whips him across to the far ropes and then waits for him in the center of the ring with a back body drop attempt. Angel is able to not only put on the brakes, but drive that injured knee right into the chest area of Nomad as he was already bent over and practically asking for it.
Ray Payne: We shoulds be glads dat dere is no ambulances arounds yo.
Boy: They may need them after this.
Johnny Vegas: This man is on fire tonight!
Moments ago, Charity Jones had just hurled Ana by her hair into the ring steps and her body made a sickening thud as it hit flesh on metal. Charity stumbled as she walked towards Ana, seemingly losing her balance at strange moments when she really shouldn't. She helps Ana back up to her feet by grabbing her hair once more; Ana letting out a loud scream as her hair gets tugged on. Charity stumbles as she drags Ana by her hair over to the commentary table. Charity rears Ana's head back and tries to slam her head down on the table, but Ana blocks it! The Carnage Legion watching this half of the action cheers when Ana drives her elbow into Charity's gut and reverses the attempt! Ana grabs Charity by her hair and slams her face down into the announcers table instead!
Terra Skye: Charity has moments of greatness, but then I guess the booze takes over, I don't know.
Johnny Vegas: But on the other hand, so does Ana... but we don't know what's going on with her.
Nomad stumbles backward to the ropes having taken the full brunt of that blast from Tommy Angel's knee brace, but Angel hurt his own knee by using it. Outside of the ring, thankfully away from the melee that is Charity and Ana right now, Nyx cheers on Jack Nomad as he pushes his way through the pain. Angel charges him, but Nomad is able to counter with a beautiful legsweep STO that not only stops Angel's momentum but drives him flat down onto his back. Jack quickly hooks the leg as White Rey drops down to count the pin..
One!!
Tw- Tommy Angel kicks out right at the count of two!
Terra Skye: Jack really should know better. Tommy isn't going to get pinned... especially not by Nomad...
Johnny Vegas: These two hate each other with a passion.. It's great.
Ana looks up briefly and watches Angel kick out which saves the match for their team, so far. It just takes Ana's attention away too much as she starts to space out again, allowing Charity to regain her bearings. Charity stands back up, and clubs Ana in the back of her head with a double-axe handle smash that drops her down to one knee on the concrete floor. Charity sees an opening, and she grabs Ana by the head and signals to the Legion that she's going for a DDT.. but Ana's able to counter by grabbing Charity's ankles and pulling them upward! The back of Charity's head hits the concrete floor pretty hard, but the real pain comes when Ana locks Charity's legs and starts to fall backward intentionally, performing a slingshot maneuver that sends Charity face first into the ring post! Charity's forehead cracks the steel post and she drops to the concrete below clutching her head in serious pain! The Legion cheers!
Boy: DAMN!
Ray Payne: Dat coupled with da shot to da back of her head earlier yo... she's not runnings on all cylanders yo.
Johnny Vegas: Might need to get her a cat scan later on...
Angel kicks out but gets a few hard closed fists for his troubles. White Rey can only watch on when Nomad decides to lock in a choke hold and hold Angel in the center of the ring at bay. Angel grabs at Jack's arm, trying to pull it away enough to gain distance and hopefully to breathe a little bit, but the longer Nomad is able to hold the choke the more Angel fades away. Nyx seems very happy about this at ringside and tells Nomad to keep the choke applied – and she may be the only one. The Legion watching the action inside the ring is cheering Angel on to fight through this blatant choke! There's loud cheering heard when Ana rolls in the ring undetected and lands a low drop kick right to the face of Jack Nomad that breaks up the choke hold just in the nick of time! Ana smiles a bit as she reaches down and pulls Angel up to his feet and the two of them begin stomping Jack Nomad at the same time!
Terra Skye: There's the Ana we know!
Johnny Vegas: But how long will she be with us, is the question.
Ray Payne: Dey might has dis one in da bag yo.
Nyx screams inside the ring at Tommy and Ana as they double team Jack Nomad legally. Angel pulls Nomad back up to his feet and irish whips him against the far ropes. When Jack Nomad comes running back towards the center of the ring he is flipped high into the air with a double back body drop! Nomad comes crashing hard down to the thin mat, his body bouncing hard and the force of the impact going straight through to the steel frame beneath the padding. Nomad does the wise thing and allows his momentum to carry him under the bottom rope and out to the floor below. This prompts Angel and Ana to take pursuit. Angel rolls underneath the ring ropes right by where Nyx is standing where Ana takes an approach that has her closer to Charity. Angel reaches down to grab Nomad by his head when suddenly there's a loud crack heard right around his bad knee and the pain goes shooting up through his body!
Terra Skye: Oh my god!!!
The Legion boos loudly as Angel drops down to the concrete floor clutching his knee as Nyx stands behind him, holding what appears to be a trench club in hand! Nomad is slow to get back to his feet, but when he does, She tosses the trench club over to him. He catches it, and goes to work, slamming the club down on Angel's bad knee over and over again.
Ray Payne: Dey is gunna permanently injure Mistah Angel yo.
Terra Skye: That's obviously what they're going for!
Johnny Vegas: He isn't walking away from this one... I don't think.
Ana turns her attention from stomping Charity Jones (who is still down) to seeing what all of the commotion is about. She sees Nomad swinging a club downward at someone and hears her partner screaming out in pain. Ana goes running, attempting to round the corner of the ring with a lot of force but she has a difficult time focusing enough to go real fast at all. Finally, she makes her way to the back of Nomad, enough to tap him on the shoulder. Nomad swings the club back wildly which is an easy thing for Ana to duck as she was already expecting it. Ana grabs Nomad by the head and places her head underneath of his and executes a jawbreaker on the concrete floor! Nomad flies backward, nearly landing on top of Angel and the club goes flying out into the crowd. Ana seems to have hurt her knees in the execution of the maneuver; but she's more concerned about winning this match. She pulls herself over to Jack Nomad and goes for the cover..
Terra Skye: ANA with the Cover!!!!
White Rey exits the ring so he can get down and check the shoulders while counting the pin!
One!!
TWO!!
Charity somehow makes it over in time to stomp Ana in the back of the head to break up the pin! The Legion boos.
Johnny Vegas: Drunky with the save...
Ray Payne: She shouldn'ts be really wrestlings with da drunkies yo.
Johnny Vegas: Well, you're commentating with the 'drunkies' hmmm?
Terra Skye: HAH!
Charity is busted open and she's got a chair in hand. The stomp to the back of Ana's head has her crawling off in the direction of Nyx, but she doesn't make it very far at all. Soon there's a loud crack of steel on skin as Charity slams the folding chair down across Ana's back! The sickening thud is enough to not only draw screams from Ana but boos from throughout the Carnage Arena here tonight! Charity pulls the chair back for a second shot, but Angel is able to reach up and grab the chair even though he's still on the ground!! He uses his strength to pull the chair right out of her grasp and throw it towards the barricade away from them all, which prompts Charity to turn around and begin stomping Angel for thwarting her attempt to make her former Stable-Boss pay. Jack Nomad working his way back to his feet. Charity and Jack Nomad both lift Angel up by his arms and roll him back into the ring underneath the bottom rope. Then Charity and Jack both lift Ana up and give her a hard double-irish whip into the nearby metal barricade!
Johnny Vegas: They're out for blood tonight... I'm surprised they aren't trying to kill each other though, considering what happened earlier.
Terra Skye: It's not over yet, John John.
Satisfied that Ana is hurt enough not to interfere, the unlikely team of Charity and Jack Nomad both enter the ring simultaneously to stalk Tommy Angel. Angel's trying his best to drag himself over towards the far ropes to help himself back up to his feet, but Nomad's able to lay boots to that hurt knee before Angel could even get close. Charity, who is bleeding from the forehead and clutching her lower back in obvious pain, decides to pull Nomad away by his arm so that she can get in and start stomping Tommy Angel's hurt knee, too. Nomad doesn't like this, and after a few Charity stomps, he grabs Charity by her hair and pulls her away from Tommy so that he can go back to stomping Angel again. Charity takes offense to her hair being pulled, so she grabs Nomad by his arm and spins him around! The two begin a loud shouting match in the center of the ring!
Terra Skye: Told you.
Ray Payne: I did nots thinks dat dey would be ables to gets along yo.
Their bickering gives Angel all of the time that he needs, dragging himself over to the ropes as he begins to use them to get back to his feet. Nyx tries her best to scream into the ring to warn Nomad and Charity that Angel is back up, but Nomad and Jones are actually shoving each other back and forth! Charity pulls her hand back and slaps Nomad across the face! The Legion is sitting on the edge of their seats now! Nyx screams loudly as Angel is fully back to his feet, and both Charity and Nomad see this. CJ and Jack see Angel charging towards them with complete disregard for his own knee as he tries to attack; Jones and Nomad throw a hard double clothesline but Angel ducks both arms at the same time! When they both turn around, Angel's at the near side ropes now, and a Pipe Wrench comes flying in from outside of the ring where he can catch it! Ana!! She threw a pipe wrench up to Tommy Angel!!
Terra Skye: ATTA GIRL!!!!
Johnny Vegas: HOLY SHIT!!!
Ray Payne: You knows whuts comings Yo!!!
Angel lunges forward with a “Wrench Shot” on Nomad!! No!! Nomad ducks T.W.S. and slides right out of the ring before any harm can be done to him. Angel then turns towards Charity and swings the wrench at her but she is able to duck it and land a clean kick to Angel's midsection, causing him to drop the wrench! Charity picks the wrench up, and she's got a perfect shot on Tommy now! She pulls the wrench back, but Ana reaches underneath the bottom rope and grabs Charity by the ankle!! Charity has to pull her ankle out of Ana's grasp, but as she does, she stumbles backwards toward the center of the ring. Charity turns.. Angel catches her with the “Angel Grove's Finest”!!!
Terra Skye: Look at that! Ana coming through when it matters most!
The back of Charity's head is absolutely blasted by Tommy Angel's foot! But as they both come down, Angel's knee lands awkwardly on top of the pipe wrench that Charity was holding!! Angel is in obvious agony as he crawls over to drape his arm over Charity Jones! Ana slides into the ring to serve as a blocker, but Nomad and Nyx are already half-way up the entrance ramp..
Terra Skye: COWARDS!!
Johnny Vegas: Tommy is looking pretty beat up right now.
Ray Payne: But he's working through it yo!
White Rey kneels down to count the pin.. The Carnage Legion chants along!
ONE!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Ana cheers happily as the pinfall is counted and the final bell has rung. She goes over to her one night only tag team partner and attempts to help Angel to his feet, but “Mr. Backyard” is choosing to stay in a seated position instead. White Rey grabs Ana by her wrist and hoists it high in the air, signaling the victory for her team. Meanwhile, Jack Nomad is not only not caring about his partner laying prone in the ring by herself, he's actually smiling as he and Nyx back slowly up the entrance ramp and watch Angel and Ana celebrate their victory, sort of. White Rey is asking Angel if he needs medical attention and this is when Tommy Angel refuses it, like always. Ana grabs Angel by the wrist and helps him back up to his feet, but Angel is only standing on one foot. It seems like Tommy can barely put any weight at all on the leg with his bad knee.
Terra Skye: He can't put any pressure on that knee...
Johnny Vegas: Doesn't look good for him
Ray Payne: But he refuseded da medical attentions yo.
Terra Skye: Typical. But damn if that wasn't a great match.
At the top of the entrance ramp, Jack Nomad asks for the music to be cut. The crowd boos as Nomad stands at the top of the ramp with a microphone in hand and a big grin on his face..
Jack Nomad: Hahahaha! Even though you won, Thomas. You're still fucked! Look at you!
The Legion boos Jack Nomad loudly, but Nyx is clapping and cheering like Nomad had just won his match regardless.
Jack Nomad: I'll see you at Chaos 12, my crippled friend! Ahahahaha!!
Angel and Ana watch on with disgust as Nomad drops the mic and exits as if he had just won the match.
Terra Skye: What a piece of trash.
